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Old 01-10-2007, 11:58 AM
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10 things to ponder for 2007

TEN THINGS TO PONDER FOR 2007

> #10. Life is sexually transmitted.

> #9. Good health is merely the slowest rate at which
> one can die.

> #8. Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If
> you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

> #7. Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day;
> teach a person to use the internet and they won't bother > you for
weeks.

> #6. Some people are like a slinky... not really good for
> anything, but you still can't help but smile when you
> shove them down the stairs.

> #5. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying
> in the hospital dying of nothing.

> #4. All of us could take a lesson from the weather.
> It pays no attention to criticism.




> #3. Why does a slight tax increase cost you two
> hundred dollars, and a substantial tax cut saves you
> thirty cents???

> #2. In the 60's, people took LSD to make the world
> weird. Now the world is weird and people take
> Prozac to make it normal.

> AND THE NUMBER ONE THOUGHT FOR 2007:




> We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-
> disease is located among the millions and millions of
> cows in America, but we haven't a clue as to where
> thousands of Illegal immigrants and Terrorists are
> located. Maybe we should put the Department of
> Agriculture in charge of immigration.
>
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Old 01-10-2007, 12:28 PM
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or to go along with the#1 thing put them in charge of the cia and maybe we find osama
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Oops... I almost forgot. I won't be able to make it fellas. Veronica and I trying this new fad called uh, jogging. I believe it's jogging or yogging. it might be a soft j. I'm not sure but apparently you just run for an extended period of time. It's supposed to be wild.

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