Go Back   Sports Handicapping Forum > Welcome Forums > Main Street
59-Year-Old Guy Busted For Driving, Drinking Beer, Having Sex At Same Time 59-Year-Old Guy Busted For Driving, Drinking Beer, Having Sex At Same Time
Register Rewards Mark Forums Read


Main Street Gambling forums, online sportsbooks, players talk, sports talk, offshore betting, poker, off-topic, etc!

Like Tree2Likes

Reply
Page 1 of 2 1 2
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
  #1  
Old 09-10-2011, 09:11 AM
Number Junkie
  
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: NJ
Posts: 12,559
Rewards: 6,297
59-Year-Old Guy Busted For Driving, Drinking Beer, Having Sex At Same Time
59-Year-Old Guy Busted For Driving, Drinking Beer, Having Sex At Same Time | The Smoking Gun


Kentuckian George Howard is facing several criminal charges following his arrest this morning for allegedly engaging in some illegal automotive multitasking.

Meet George Howard.

The Kentucky man was arrested early this morning after police spotted his 2006 Ford swerving across the road in a Louisville suburb. At one point, the vehicle collided with the curb, almost causing an accident.

Cops say that Howard, 59, was having difficulty controlling the auto because he was simultaneously driving, drinking a beer, and having sex with his 53-year-old female passenger (whose head was buried between Howard’s legs).

Howard, pictured in the mug shot at right, copped to having sex while driving, according to a Jefferstown Police Department report. An officer reported spotting Howard drinking a beer prior to a traffic stop. A subsequent Breathalyzer test recorded his blood alcohol content at .152, nearly twice the state’s .08 limit.

Howard’s companion, who was not arrested, tried to hide a beer under her dress as police approached. When Howard exited the car, “his pants fell to the ground,” police reported. Booked for drunk driving, wanton endangerment, and reckless driving, Howard was released from jail late this afternoon
__________________
2004 Election Contest Winner
2011 Horse Racing Bankroll or Bust Contest Winner
2011 - August Poster of the Month
Reply With Quote
  #2  
Old 09-10-2011, 09:12 AM
Number Junkie
  
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: NJ
Posts: 12,559
Rewards: 6,297
It would have been more impressive if he had also been texting...
__________________
2004 Election Contest Winner
2011 Horse Racing Bankroll or Bust Contest Winner
2011 - August Poster of the Month
Reply With Quote
  #3  
Old 09-10-2011, 09:21 AM
Drunk thread member
  
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Greenwood, Indiana
Posts: 11,905
Rewards: 3,114
prob one of my relatives
__________________
Kentucky Football: WE SUCK--FIRE JOKER NOW

Kentucky Basketball....2012 NCAA CHAMPS
New Orleans Saints: UH OH

Cincinnati Reds: DISAPPOINTING-Fire Dusty
Reply With Quote
  #4  
Old 09-10-2011, 09:27 AM
skoal brother
  
Join Date: Aug 2004
Posts: 14,503
Rewards: 2,665
nott 59...
Reply With Quote
  #5  
Old 09-10-2011, 09:30 AM
Registered User
  
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Oakville, Ontario
Posts: 12,334
Rewards: 1,111
when i saw thread title, thought, nice, jack is living large.
__________________
To play is to PROFIT
Reply With Quote
  #6  
Old 09-10-2011, 09:34 AM
Registered User
  
Join Date: Dec 2003
Posts: 5,479
Rewards: 1,727
This man is my new idol...
only thing better would have been if he was also eating a pizza
Reply With Quote
  #7  
Old 09-10-2011, 09:35 AM
Registered User
  
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Texas
Posts: 13,731
Rewards: 1,687
Bang on
Reply With Quote
  #8  
Old 09-10-2011, 10:18 AM
Im your Huckleberry
  
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Yo Moms House
Posts: 5,762
Rewards: 1,893
What a champion
__________________
$10 = 1 Unit

2011/2012
NFL 0-1
CFB 1-0
NHL 17-20

It's going to be a long season
Reply With Quote
  #9  
Old 09-10-2011, 11:57 AM
2011 Capper of the Year
  
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Ontario
Posts: 17,991
Rewards: 724
Awesome. Why was he arrested?
Reply With Quote
  #10  
Old 09-10-2011, 01:18 PM
Registered User
  
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: manitoulin Island, ONTARIO
Posts: 5,103
Rewards: 2,865
cops thought
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gobbler's Knob View Post
Awesome. Why was he arrested?
he had stole some donuts
Reply With Quote
  #11  
Old 09-10-2011, 01:51 PM
Number Junkie
  
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: NJ
Posts: 12,559
Rewards: 6,297
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gobbler's Knob View Post
Awesome. Why was he arrested?
Cop was jealous that he didn't think to get a BJ while driving and having a beer in his squad car.
__________________
2004 Election Contest Winner
2011 Horse Racing Bankroll or Bust Contest Winner
2011 - August Poster of the Month
Reply With Quote
  #12  
Old 09-10-2011, 04:43 PM
Registered User
  
Join Date: May 2011
Posts: 1,105
Rewards: 734
all the power to him
Reply With Quote
  #13  
Old 09-10-2011, 04:44 PM
Registered User
  
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Louisville, KY
Posts: 2,668
Rewards: 28
I have to find this guy and party with him.
Reply With Quote
  #14  
Old 09-11-2011, 03:00 AM
Registered User
  
Join Date: May 2011
Posts: 314
Rewards: 1,520
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gobbler's Knob View Post
Awesome. Why was he arrested?


cuz he had given the cops some of ur ncaa football piks.

just kidding.
Reply With Quote
  #15  
Old 09-11-2011, 09:29 AM
She does...
  
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Dallas, Texas
Posts: 29,187
Rewards: 3,733
just a BJ??? c'mon...

who hasn't done this on the way home from the bar???
__________________
Where'd who go!?!

(Hollywood - Top Gun)

F Tom Hicks
Reply With Quote
Reply
Page 1 of 2 1 2

Bookmarks

« Previous Thread | Next Thread »
Thread Tools
Display Modes
Linear Mode Linear Mode

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On


All times are GMT -5. The time now is 12:06 PM.

Contact Us - Home - Archive - Top

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.7
Copyright ©2000 - 2012, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.