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Old 02-19-2006, 09:01 AM
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6K---- A rant for the people( X-rated)

Ahhh 6000, I first have to thank the almighty man above for giving me the strength to continue on everyday. I pray to him everyday for guidance and he always seems to come thru for me. Thanks Dr.Jack for listening to all these prayers for me.

These are just random thoughts that needed to be said so if any of this applys to you then correct it as this is what people are saying to you.

Disclaimer--the views below in no way represent the thoughts of management here at CM


1. **** all you babymaking, welfare sucking, worthless no job wanting pieces of shit that spend OUR hard earned money so you can exist...I am taking back my money and hope you rot in the street you ****ing scumbags...more kids=more money...great thinking you ****s....hope you overdose on some bad drugs

2.**** all you illegals( ones not trying to become citizens) that come here then complain...go the **** back where you came from Sanchez and work for 25cents a day and don't come back..the next time I try to order something from someone who can't speak English...I am going to ****ing snap your neck...LEARN THE ****ING LANGUAGE or GET THE **** OUT

3.**** all the mods in here too( just kidding ...thought I'd throw you off for a minute and show you I can change quickly to humor) I love you all.

4. You at the buffet table for the 88th time with a big ****ing plate of food...yes you fat ****....you complain about being fat but you eat like a ****ing elephant...hmmmm...no more comment on that you stupid fat ****..fat and happy( more power to you,congrats and at least your honest)

5.**** you child molesters.....you sick ****s sleeping with and molesting kids..you ever come in the vicinity of my boy and I'll molest you violently without alcohol and definately no lube for you....YOU ARE THE WORST SCUM ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH.


6.The stupid **** who does 50 mph in the left lane of the 65mph zone.....MOVE the **** over you inconsiderate piece of shit...you are the reasons accidents happen and may you be hit by a dumptruck

7. You should never ****ing swear God Damnit

8. **** all the people with a cell phone stuck in their ear 24-7. Its getting to where you have to specialise in defensive driving nowadays to stay alive.And you wearing the blue tooth...you look like a ****ing dork with that thing on.

9.**** all foreign beer

10.**** all who talk loud in a movie theater....hope you choke and die a horrific slow death while a malt ball is lodged in your pethetic ****ing throat....heimlich?? I DON'T ****ING THINK SO...CHOKE TO DEATH YOU RUDE MOTHER ****ER

11. For all those who hate the USA but still live here--- **** You also and get the **** out you piece of shits.

12. **** you to the person in line at the local 7-11( or whatever) first thing in the morning when it's crowded as shit and you insist paying for your .78cent coffee with a god damn credit card causing a long as line for us with money. Get a clue you rude jerkoffs.

13.What's up with waiting until your entire order at the grocery store or dept. store to be rung and then you rumage thru that suitcase you call a purse only to pull out a check and take forever to write the thing. Are you too stupid to have everything filled out except the total? You go into the rude jerkoff category.

14. You people that run the merge lane that is 3/4 of a mile long to the very end in order to squeeze in. You are a douchbag and the reason that traffic backs up. I have no problem running you into the guardrail/off the road and refuse to let you in. Assholes

15. Congrats to me on 6000. I wonder if I'll make 6001


This is just a few things I felt needed to be said. I am available for live TV interviews on major networks to read this statement.

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Old 02-19-2006, 09:16 AM
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Old 02-19-2006, 10:00 AM
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Old 02-19-2006, 10:07 AM
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BP... Don't keep it in, let your feelings come out to express yourself. How do you really feel about the above topics that you have mentioned....Congrats on 6000.....
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Old 02-19-2006, 10:25 AM
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That's what all the fuss was about?
Go take a valium.
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Old 02-19-2006, 10:35 AM
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That's what all the fuss was about?
Go take a valium.

I do not take drugs sir specially those Valiums
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Old 02-19-2006, 12:09 PM
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Old 02-19-2006, 12:57 PM
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Old 02-19-2006, 02:05 PM
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Old 02-19-2006, 03:25 PM
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Hmm, I thought for 6000 he would just give us pick on the Duke total

Instead.......


Congrats on 6000 homeboy. Keep makin me laugh
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Old 02-19-2006, 04:35 PM
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Can't imagine what 12,000 is gonna be like.
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Old 02-19-2006, 05:48 PM
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I'm just wondering how long before this thread is stickied?
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I'm just wondering how long before this thread is stickied?


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