9 things Poeple say and Do

[OneDogg]

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2 People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!

5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8 When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

[Trossi3389]

2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

I know i do this at least twice a week. ( LOL )

[rjb1816]

Originally Posted by Trossi3389

I know i do this at least twice a week. ( LOL )

Of course! You have to do this! Otherwise you're a dumb ass who keeps walking to the tv everytime you want to switch between games or to ESPN. Watching tv without a remote...kill me now

[Cameron]

Originally Posted by OneDogg

3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

This is one of those sayings everyone butchers. It's supposed to be eat your cake and have it too.

Another one is "I could care less" when it should be COULDN'T care less. Millions more too of course.....

Just goes to show how people speak without thinking because basic common sense would tell you how obviously illogical these misstatements are.

[guzzi]

id say so...lol...