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Old 05-01-2008, 10:37 PM
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A man walked into a cafe, went to the bar and ordered a beer.

"Certainly, sir, that'll be one cent."

"One cent?" the man exclaimed. He glanced at the menu and asked: "How much for a nice juicy steak and a bottle of wine?"

"A nickel," the barman replied.

"A nickel?" exclaimed the man. "Where's the guy who owns this place?"

The bartender replied: "Upstairs, with my wife."

The man asked: "What's he doing upstairs with your wife?"

The bartender replied:"The same thing I'm doing to his business down here."
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Old 05-02-2008, 01:11 AM
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Any chance that was Roger Clemens?
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Old 05-02-2008, 08:26 AM
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Any chance that was Roger Clemens?
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