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Old 02-13-2008, 02:10 PM
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All-time Worst Valentines Gift for Her?
Here are a few of the worst all-time BAD gifts for her for Valentines:

1) Vacuum Cleaner
2) Wrinkle Remover
3) 14 karat gold heart necklace from Zales ($79.00) - unless you are 14 years old.
4) Diet Pills
5) Flowers and candy from the local gas station.
6) Cookbook and blender
7) Free Play from Bodog


Some of you will have to admit to giving these. What's your worst?
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I got her slippers and a dildo. If she doesn't like the slippers, she can go f*ck herself.
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Here are a few of the worst all-time BAD gifts for her for Valentines:

1) Vacuum Cleaner
2) Wrinkle Remover
3) 14 karat gold heart necklace from Zales ($79.00) - unless you are 14 years old.
4) Diet Pills
5) Flowers and candy from the local gas station.
6) Cookbook and blender
7) Free Play from Bodog


Some of you will have to admit to giving these. What's your worst?
It's about to be NOTHING. I bought 'us' a snowblower
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Teddy Bear from the local gas station 29,95€
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