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Old 09-12-2008, 02:39 PM
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Dad chases nude boy from daughter's room with pipe



DELTONA, Fla. (AP) -- An angry Deltona father whacked his teenage daughter's boyfriend with a metal pipe after finding the boy naked in his daughter's room. Authorities say the father, 45, didn't even know his daughter had a boyfriend or that the youngster had been sneaking into the home for more than a year.

When he heard noises coming from his daughter's bedroom Thursday morning and saw a stranger standing naked on the girl's bed, he swung a metal pipe. He then chased the teen out the front door and called police.

The boy was taken to the hospital where doctors closed a head wound with staples.

The father was charged with aggravated battery on a child and bonded out on $10,000.
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Seth: Fogell, this ID says that you're 25 years old. Why wouldn't you just put 21, man?
Fogell: Seth, Seth, Seth. Listen up, ass-face: every day, hundreds of kids go into the liquor store with fake IDs, and every single one says they're 21. Pssh, how many 21 year olds do you think there are in this town? It's called f*cking strategy, alright?
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Old 09-12-2008, 02:55 PM
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I'd take those charges everyday of the week if that was me. As a matter of fact, I wouldn't use a pipe to his head. A seven iron to his nads, knees and shins. Light up a cig and watch the agony...
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Old 09-12-2008, 02:58 PM
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never understood why dads got all pissed off...u know u were doing the same shit so why be a dick. u gonna keep ur daughter a virgin forever?
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Old 09-12-2008, 03:12 PM
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never understood why dads got all pissed off...u know u were doing the same shit so why be a dick. u gonna keep ur daughter a virgin forever?
Are you saying you would be calm if this was your daughter?
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Old 09-12-2008, 03:21 PM
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maybe not calm but i'm not gonna beat the kid over the head with a pipe...thats insanity. its really not worth going to jail over...
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Old 09-12-2008, 03:33 PM
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ha. you say so now. we'll see if that tune changes then...
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Old 09-12-2008, 03:41 PM
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ha. you say so now. we'll see if that tune changes then...

Yeah. What he said.
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Evan: What? One name? ONE NAME!?!? Who are you? Seal?
Seth: Fogell, this ID says that you're 25 years old. Why wouldn't you just put 21, man?
Fogell: Seth, Seth, Seth. Listen up, ass-face: every day, hundreds of kids go into the liquor store with fake IDs, and every single one says they're 21. Pssh, how many 21 year olds do you think there are in this town? It's called f*cking strategy, alright?
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Old 09-12-2008, 03:43 PM
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maybe not calm but i'm not gonna beat the kid over the head with a pipe...thats insanity. its really not worth going to jail over...
you saw a naked guy standing over your daughter in her bedroom IN YOUR HOUSE, you'd swing first and ask questions later.

Some guys would shoot first. This kid got off easy.
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Seth: Gimme that. Alright, you look like a future pedophile in this picture, number 1. Number 2: it doesn't even have a first name, it just says "McLovin"!
Evan: What? One name? ONE NAME!?!? Who are you? Seal?
Seth: Fogell, this ID says that you're 25 years old. Why wouldn't you just put 21, man?
Fogell: Seth, Seth, Seth. Listen up, ass-face: every day, hundreds of kids go into the liquor store with fake IDs, and every single one says they're 21. Pssh, how many 21 year olds do you think there are in this town? It's called f*cking strategy, alright?
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Old 09-12-2008, 03:55 PM
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This kid got off easy.
The most important thing is that he got off.
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Old 09-12-2008, 04:22 PM
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The most important thing is that he got off.
only if it was someone else's daughter !
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Seth: Gimme that. Alright, you look like a future pedophile in this picture, number 1. Number 2: it doesn't even have a first name, it just says "McLovin"!
Evan: What? One name? ONE NAME!?!? Who are you? Seal?
Seth: Fogell, this ID says that you're 25 years old. Why wouldn't you just put 21, man?
Fogell: Seth, Seth, Seth. Listen up, ass-face: every day, hundreds of kids go into the liquor store with fake IDs, and every single one says they're 21. Pssh, how many 21 year olds do you think there are in this town? It's called f*cking strategy, alright?
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Old 09-12-2008, 04:32 PM
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I wonder if it was commen practice, that the dad walked around his own house with a pipe. lol
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Old 09-12-2008, 04:44 PM
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This is how the story would have played if it were my father...

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Dad chases nude boy from daughter's room with pipe



DELTONA, Fla. (AP) -- An angry Deltona father whacked his teenage daughter's boyfriend with a corn cob pipe after finding the boy naked in his daughter's room. Authorities say the father, 45, didn't even know his daughter had a boyfriend or that the youngster had been sneaking into the home for more than a year.

When he heard noises coming from his daughter's bedroom Thursday morning and saw a stranger standing naked on the girl's bed, he swung a corn cob pipe. He then chased the teen out the front door and called police.

The boy was taken to the hospital where doctors closed a head wound with staples.

The father was charged with aggravated battery on a child and bonded out on $10,000.
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Old 09-12-2008, 06:47 PM
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I'm lucky I am blessed with 2 boys
I can tell you this though If any man hit my boys with a pipe I would swing for the fences with a bat upside his noodle
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