For all you soccer fans - A letter from FIFA

[HAMILROCK]

please print out and post on your fridge...

Dear Wife/ Sweetheart/Girl Friend/ Partner/whomeever it may concern,

1. Between 11 June and 11 July 2010, you shouuld read the sports section of the newspapeer so that you aare aware of what is going onn regarding the World of Socccer, and that way you will be able to join in the conversations. If you fail too do this, then you will be looked at in a bad way, or you will be totally ignored. DO NOT complain about not receiving any atttention.

2. During the Worldd Cup, the television is mine, at all times, without any excceptions. If you even take a glimpse of the remote control, you will lose it (your eye).

3. If you have to pass by in front of the TV during a game, I don't mind, as long as you do it crawling on the floor and without distracting me.

4. During the games I will be blind, deaf and mute, unless I require a refill of my drink or something to eat. You are out off your mind if you expect me to listen to you, open the door, answer the telephone, or pick up the baby that just fell on the floor....It won't happen.

5. It would be a good idea for you to keep at least 2 six packs in the fridge at all times, as well as plenty of things to nibble on (excluding your body parts), and please do not make any funny faces to my friends when they come over
too watch the games. In return, you will be allowed to use the TV between 12am and 6am, unless they replay a good game that I missed during the day.

6. Please, please, please!! If you see me upset because one of my teams is losing, DO NOT say "get over it, it's only a game", or "don't worry, they'll win next time". If you say these things, you will only make me angrier and I will love you less. Remember, you will never ever know more about football than me and your so called "words of encouragement"will only lead to a break up or divorce.

7. You are welcome to sit with me to watch one game and you can talk to me during halftime but only when the commercials are on, and only if the half time score is pleasing me. In addition, please note I am saying "one" game; hence do not use the World Cup as a nice cheesy excuse too "spend time together".

8. The replays of the goals are very important. I don't care if I have seen them or I haven't seen them, I want to see them again, Many times.

9. Tell your friends NOT to have any babies, or any other child related parties or gatherings that requires my attendance because:
a)) I will not go,
b)) I will not go, and
c)) I will not go.

10. But, if a friend of mine invites us to his house on a Sunday to watch a game, we will be there in a flash.

11. The daily World Cup highlights show on TV every night is just as important as the games themselves. Do not even think about saying "but you have already seen this...why don't you change the channel to something we can all watch?" because, the reply will be, "Refer to Rule #2 of this list".

12. And finally, please save your expressions such as "Thank God the World Cup is only every 4 years". I am immune to these words, because before and after this comes the Champions League, Premier League, Italian League, Spanish League, KPL, FAA Cup, Euro Cup, etc.

PS. By the way if you get stuck on the road call the Police or AAA.

Thank you for your cooperation.

[HAMILROCK]

[revnecro1273]

bring on the world cup...can't wait

[HAMILROCK]

I would cheer on Canada but seems they can never qualify...so i'm stuck rooting for the Italians, which is where my parents were born...poor me...LOL!

[revnecro1273]

Originally Posted by HAMILROCK

I would cheer on Canada but seems they can never qualify...so i'm stuck rooting for the Italians, which is where my parents were born...poor me...LOL!

don't have a team that i cheer for or against really.....but usually decide to cheer on one team at the beginning of the tournament...haven't decided who that will be as of yet

[Ron Mexico]

Snooze fest

[Ricky Tan]

Originally Posted by Ron Mexico

Snooze fest

Go eat a hot-dog

[Chris46139]

The World Cup is the only time I will sit and watch a football match(is that right Rev? lol)

[revnecro1273]

Originally Posted by Chris46139

The World Cup is the only time I will sit and watch a football match(is that right Rev? lol)

come on man...we need to get you to watch a football match other than during the world cup...epl blows, but i like watching serie a and la liga...even mls can be decent at times

[Ron Mexico]

Originally Posted by Ricky Tan

Go eat a hot-dog

Because soccer is boring you want me to eat a hot dog?

[Chris46139]

Originally Posted by Ron Mexico

Because soccer is boring you want me to eat a hot dog?

Jesus, I don't see what you don't understand here Ronald

[Chris46139]

Originally Posted by revnecro1273

come on man...we need to get you to watch a football match other than during the world cup...epl blows, but i like watching serie a and la liga...even mls can be decent at times

I did check in on your old man's play a couple times, I must confess. Twice, neither longer than 30 seconds though lol

[Ron Mexico]

Originally Posted by Chris46139

Jesus, I don't see what you don't understand here Ronald

Sorry..... I'm a little slow

[Ron Mexico]

Still cant believe they set the matchups for this 6 months ago. And most teams wont even have the same players that were on the roster when they qualified.

Only Soccer...

[Patriots Game]

Cleaned up the spelling mistakes and bad grammar, printed it off. Waiting for wife to get home so she can read it. Or maybe I should read it to hear then give her the hard copy.