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Old 06-27-2006, 04:40 AM
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any doctors here?
I have a chapped penis I guess from swimming and then running sprints later on in day, i know its crazy but it hurts. question is can u just put chapp stick on it or what could u do for this?
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I just threw up on my keyboard.

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Old 06-27-2006, 06:29 AM
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Old 06-27-2006, 08:15 AM
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dude, have Vladamire or whatever partner you are active with right now wear chapstick. It should take care of the chapping. I know I do this for my girl so I am assuming it will also work for your lifestyle too
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Old 06-27-2006, 08:18 AM
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I have a chapped penis I guess from swimming and then running sprints later on in day, i know its crazy but it hurts. question is can u just put chapp stick on it or what could u do for this?
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Old 06-27-2006, 08:26 AM
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Might be herpie suplexx 10 -J-.. Dip it in 100% Rubbing alcohol.

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Old 06-27-2006, 08:27 AM
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Chlorine is a killer, but maybe you should stop with the ole portuguese pullout and start wearing a hat too
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Old 06-27-2006, 08:45 AM
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I have a chapped penis I guess from swimming and then running sprints later on in day, i know its crazy but it hurts. question is can u just put chapp stick on it or what could u do for this?
You have got to be f_ _ _ _ _ G kidding LMAO!!!! Put some neosporin on it and thank me in the morning. ROFLMAO!!!! Easy on the dry hand jaypasco ROFLMAO!!!!
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Old 06-27-2006, 11:15 AM
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I have a chapped penis I guess from swimming and then running sprints later on in day, i know its crazy but it hurts. question is can u just put chapp stick on it or what could u do for this?
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Old 06-27-2006, 11:23 AM
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bizarre...
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Old 06-27-2006, 12:41 PM
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yea, its gotta be the pool. just started swimmimg and now this. I will give the vaseline a shot. thanks guys
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Old 06-27-2006, 12:45 PM
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Chlorine is a killer, but maybe you should stop with the ole portuguese pullout and start wearing a hat too
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Old 06-27-2006, 01:00 PM
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I was hoping Dr.BB could chime in here. Mods can we sticky this top of baseball forum?
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Old 06-27-2006, 01:13 PM
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sticky...o yeah...lol...
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Old 06-27-2006, 01:14 PM
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sticky...o yeah...lol...
Guzzi, you have rubber gloves right?
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