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Old 04-26-2006, 05:13 PM
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Any of These Items Apply To You?

1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3
4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is
that they don't have e-mail addresses.
6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.
7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.
8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.
10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.
11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )
12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.
13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.
14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.
15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list.

AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself.
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Old 04-26-2006, 08:25 PM
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That I am Kramer, they all most all fit. LOL
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Old 04-26-2006, 09:31 PM
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Guilty of 2, 6, 8, 10, 14, 15
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Old 04-26-2006, 09:34 PM
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lol..
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Old 04-27-2006, 11:06 AM
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Lol ive seen that before its still funny..
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Old 04-28-2006, 09:38 AM
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No, none of those apply to me
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