anyone else have friends losing thier mind on facebook?

[Jahred]

i feel bad posting this but wtf lmao check out one of my old buddies losing it


Steve: Christ-Based religious: I apologize if this offends, but in my book humour superceeds all value systems. My friend responded with a quip about jesus drinking from the cup of life after a qwirk of something or other. My immediate response was "Yea, so he sucks gods cock...what about it?" (read below for rest)
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Steve:I then immediately realized that my subconscious satire was horrifically .....quite on target. What is the cup of life but god's seed? And what is god's seed but gods dick? I mean yes, we have traditionally assumed god to be of a male nature, but us intellectuals understand that thats simply because males ran society during the integration of ...
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common religion that has perpetuated to today's society. Hence, jesus being white, etc.

In short - Drinking from the cup of life is giving god a nice good BJ. Hey, seriously tell me you wouldn't ? Guy, girl...it dont matter. ITS GOD FFS!

Wed at 12:05am.Steve: Awww...how did she delete her message after she defriended me? IMPOSSIBLES. Anyways, this retarded touchy ass girl said "Seriously steve, I'm just going to delete you. I always knew you were a ****ed up self loving person, but you know start attacking a GOD I love....you crossed a line with me"

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be expressed on a public forefront, even if they are specifically opinionated against me. See....I R FAIR. And obviously self-loving. Ah yes. true that.


Wed at 12:40am.Steve As I said, humor supersede's all. I even apologized for offending before it was said. What else can I do? Pretend that im not who i am? Sorry, but **** that. If you are so offended by words (even literally designated as satire, therefore WITHOUT FACTUAL OR LITERAL INTEPRETATION FFS) then you obviously are way overly insecure and subconscious of your faith.

Infact, I would say that if anyone has a issue its you. If you are so besotted with your religion, then why in the hell are you getting so butt hurt by someone who's OBVIOUSLY not religious? Your pragmatic ignorance befuddles my sense of cultural rational.

Maybe you should stop questioning your personal faith and just embrace what you truely love. You know...the same thing I just did? I dont judge YOU every single time you make a ignorant statement about your 10,000 year old world with mythical men parting the sea and turning water into wine. Yet, here you are absurd enough to do the same to me....

I could quote ENDLESS bible sections that specifcally calls you out on your retarded ass judgements and blanket statements. How about you educate yourself instead implicating your ignorance through judgement.
Wed at 12:41am.Steve Oh and note to others: If you are so offended by satire, then PLEASE PLEASE for the love of god delete me off your friends list. You *really* dont belong in any aspect of my life if you cant take a goddamn joke. Oh, and dont bother pulling the 'respect' card because by doing so you would immediately be hypocritical and i'll call you out like hot sauce.
Wed at 12:41am

[Jahred]

that was last week, today this is what he posted

[Jahred]

Steve Have any of you *practiced* celibacy? Yes, honestly. Celibacy. You straight said "I quit" for whatever reason. - Well....what was the reason? You share yours and I'll share mine ; )
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then a few hours ago

Steve Dear Friends, It has occurred to me that I am entirely capable of writing completely coherent messages during completely incoherent states of inebriation. Despite my inability to function in all things physical, such as walking in straight lines or speaking without sounding as if I have too many mashed potatoes in my m...outh, I can dictate, punctuate, conceptualize, humor and retort everything in perfect writing.See More

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Steve So if I leave you messages at 5am, please let it be known that while I may occasionally be awake when the sun rises, it is *never* done sober. Having zero recollection of perfect grammatical paragraphs is as mind boggling as it is funny to me. Please share the laughter, as often that is all im willing to do with you.

Love,
Ethanol
41 minutes ago

[secondbase]

is he on schrooms ?

[Jahred]

Originally Posted by secondbase

is he on schrooms ?

nah he is on Facebook

[secondbase]

Originally Posted by Jahred

nah he is on Facebook

now that is funny

[Bozzie]

he's tripin

[The Judge]

The only reason I need to avoid Facebook is that I know my friends and they are definitely prone to lose their minds at the drop of a hat.

[MCP313]

Not really the message or status type on Facebook but I do have some spare shipping containers if anyone needs em.

Also could always use a few extra zmeyda carbon blades myself.

[uva3021]

steve guy seems like a cool dude

[captaincapper]

My wife may pull a Steve soon, she says that Facebook has turned into jesusbook with fools advertising their belief in nonsense every second of the day.

[guzzi]

figurez...

[Keeter J]

I'm telling you some people on Facebook need to b shot i wanna b like grow up i don't wanna hear your beliefs and all your problems

[Jahred]

bump for be473

[be47320]

lmao, the jesus pushers are great

you put a bible verse as your status i assume you are a diddler or something else terrible and are overcompensating