"Ask Skippy!"

[The Judge]

What is "Ask Skippy"?

“Ask Skippy” is a last ditch attempt by Cappers Mall to keep the rest of the membership from shooting themselves in the temple over Skippy’s seemingly countless threads about shit that absolutely no one else cares anything about. Skippy clearly thrives on the attention that he gets from the one or two responses that he gets to these threads so I thought the humane thing to do would be to start his very own “Ask Skippy” thread and perhaps we will all make it into football season alive.

It’s simple; just ask a question and MAYBE Skippy will answer it in this thread.

Here are just a few examples of questions that you can "Ask Skippy":

“Skippy, do you really know everything?”
“Why do flamingos stick their heads in the water or mud?”
“Where can HoosierCatDaddy find Waldo?”
“Why is Santa Claus so generous?”
“Why do men have nipples?”
"What should Domafia wear tomorrow and the next day for three months?”
“Why does the word "cleave" have two opposite meanings?”
"Why are Dave NZ’s feet so hideously large?"
“Not counting squirrels, who was the greatest person of all time and why?”
"Skippy, isn't honey just bee barf?"
"Where should Dr. Jack’s next piercing be?"
"Where does the wind go when it isn't blowing?"
“Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?”
"How many questions is Deck allowed to ask you?"
“What would happen if a turtle ate a marshmallow?”
“How come women get to have their periods and PMS and give birth?”
“Does McDonald’s really love to see Trossi smile?”
“Do they sterilize needles used for lethal injections?”
“What makes ramen noodles so damn good?”
"What happens if CMan were to pour bleach into a can of paint thinner?"
“Which is better for Jell-O shots, Vodka or Tequila?”
"Shark23 has a stuttering problem, Skippy, can you help?"
“What ever happened to New Coke?”
"Skippy, have you ever collected pieces of dust into a ball and glued them together?"
“Is it true that Pasco has never eaten a salad in his lifetime?"
“Was it Mr. Mustard, with the candlestick, in the library?”
"Why can't Gerk just be original and think up his own ideas?"
“Who in the hell ever gave PittViper the idea that he could rap?”
“Where in the world is Carmen San Diego?”
“What would actually happen if Pwheer swallowed a dime??”
"Why are there so many questions?"
“Skippy, what day is it in your special world?”

Got the idea?

You can ask ANYTHING and just maybe, Skippy will dig into his seemingly bottomless reserve of useless information and provide an ANSWER!

[cptkirk321]

[BigFratDaddy]

is he allowed to ask himself questions or bump his own thread constantly for no apparent reason?

[The Judge]

Originally Posted by BigFratDaddy

is he allowed to ask himself questions or bump his own thread constantly for no apparent reason?

Absolutely.

[BigFratDaddy]

Originally Posted by The Judge

Absolutely.

ok i think this is a good idea. all NFL Live threads go in here too right??

[Ron Mexico]

I bet you will have an answer to everyone of those question by the end of the night.

[Gerk]

I have one

Which relationship was more obssessive, Glenn Close towards Michael Douglas in "Fatal Attraction" or Judge towards Skippy?

[Romanowski]

“What ever happened to New Coke?”

i want an answer

[Deck]

speaking about failed soda what about crystal pepsi?

[rjb1816]

Originally Posted by Romanowski

“What ever happened to New Coke?”

i want an answer

people didn't like it...they wanted the same old thing and coke didn't do enough test marketing so it flopped

[Davydave]

Why does eating hot peppers make my a-hole burn???

[Romanowski]

lol this classic "Where does the wind go when it isn't blowing?"

[Q-Unit]

Originally Posted by Deck

speaking about failed soda what about crystal pepsi?

I was 10 or so when that commercial came out, and for the next 5 years before I discovered Van Halen, I thought that was the official crystal pepsi song.

so the first time I heard Van "Haggar" sing it, I was like, "man Van Halen just stole Crystal Pepsi's theme song".

then the first time I heard David Lee Roth sing with Van Halen, I thought "man this new lead singer for Van Halen rocks! Whatever happened to Sammy Haggar?" LMAO

[The Judge]

Originally Posted by Romanowski

lol this classic "Where does the wind go when it isn't blowing?"

Rest assured Rome, I have many questions for Skippy.

[dhunter]

Originally Posted by Gerk

I have one

Which relationship was more obssessive, Glenn Close towards Michael Douglas in "Fatal Attraction" or Judge towards Skippy?

lmao...was thinking the same thing gerk...while most of us just ignore skippy's threads, judge took the time to come up with 30+ questions and create a special thread for skip