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[The Judge]

Question:
Hey Skippy...If it took a half a man a half an hour to dig a half a hole. how long would it take a whole man to dig a whole hole? I have pondered this and will finally refer to the one that knows all. (Mastermod)

Answer:
Why dig a hole? Why not make a mountain? That's what I do. I save empty soda cans and duct tape them together into a fashionable "Aluma-Fort." This sturdy structure can withstand the weight of several healthy ants and earthquakes below .3 in magnitude. Contact www.alumafort.com for details. (Oh, and the answer to your question is one half of a whole hour)


Question:
Yes, I would like to know if Yellow Ducky was injured in the implosion of the PennDot building? If so does insurance cover that? Also did you get to keep that really nice yellow/green T-shirt? (Gary)

Answer:
Actually, there is no "y" in Yellow Duck's name. That would be demeaning. And yes, Yellow Duck's brittle plastic skin was able to survive the blast, but he now has an odd facial tick when he comes in contact with yellow "Caution" tape. It's tragic. The shirt can be found in the back right corner of any Gap outlet for $14.95. Don't be the last one on your block to own one!


Answer:
How is it possible snot is able to run out either nostril while that same nostril is clogged beyond breathability? (doomicus)

Question:
Physics. Well, physics and a little bit of math. Remember that part in Back to The Future where Marty (Michael J Fox) goes so fast in that car that he travels in time? Nothing like that...





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[Blackbeard Pimp]

lmao funny stuff

[Kramer]

Do you play on an NFL home under dog ,
or do you break it down further and say play on or against a home underdog
off an underdog s/u win in its last game , or s/u AND ats game ?

[Big Pimpin]

[jonnyblaze]

Strong find Judge.

[jaypasco]

if u keep giving skippy attnetinon he will never leave, like when u feed a bird it keeps coming back and back. If you leave him alone he will just leave

[The Judge]

Originally Posted by jaypasco

if u keep giving skippy attnetinon he will never leave, like when u feed a bird it keeps coming back and back. If you leave him alone he will just leave

We tried this tactic with you Jay. Didn't work.

[CorkJuice]

judger someone said u were skippys ghost, any truth here?

[skippy]

Originally Posted by jaypasco

if u keep giving skippy attnetinon he will never leave, like when u feed a bird it keeps coming back and back. If you leave him alone he will just leave

This is just wonderful!!!

I now have my own website.

Please forward all of your questions to the forementioned website and I will get back to you.

[The Judge]

Originally Posted by CorkJuice

judger someone said u were skippys ghost, any truth here?

[Will]

Originally Posted by CorkJuice

judger someone said u were skippys ghost, any truth here?

I can confirm this is not true.

[jonnyblaze]

Originally Posted by skippy

This is just wonderful!!!

Kind of undercover gayish post here.

[cheezer]

Originally Posted by The Judge

We tried this tactic with you Jay. Didn't work.

Somebody kept leaving Arby's on the windowsill.

[The Judge]

Bump . . . . .


Question:
how big is the spleen of a bee? (Freyajhansen)

Answer:
It's about bee-spleenish in width and height and has a depth that's quite similar to the depth of a bee spleen and bee heart, minus the heart.


Question:
how do u steal a car (Letisia Rios)

Answer:
How do most people do it, or how do I do it? Most people like to smash a window and use a screwdriver to pop the steering column, giving them access to the starter wires which they then strip and connect. I, on the other hand, like to use my Stealth MultiTruck to just pick the car up with a giant electromagnet.


Question:
Why am I feeling an overwhelming (and increasingly frightening) attraction to Bono from U2? Is it temporary (or even scarier, permanent) insanity? (Rach.)

Answer:
And why is it called "U2" when there are CLEARLY more than two members? And where can I register my name in the "Single Name Book of Celebrities" like Madonna, Jordan, and that symbol formerly known as the artist formerly know as Prince (but never formally known to belong to either gender in particular)?


Question:
How is it possible snot is able to run out either nostril while that same nostril is clogged beyond breathability? (doomicus

Answer:
Physics. Well, physics and a little bit of math. Remember that part in Back to The Future where Marty (Michael J Fox) goes so fast in that car that he travels in time? Nothing like that...


Question:
Why does the word "cleave" have two opposite meanings? (Heidi Samuelson)

Answer:
That's a tough one. All I know is that when I die, I want to go peacefully in my sleep like Grandpa, not screaming insanely like all of his passengers...


That Skippy knows just about everything!

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[jaypasco]

bump? but why???