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Old 02-12-2006, 05:16 PM
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Attention Poster Jaypo

I cant come to the basement. Your are ruining my sexlife.

I have a beautiful, sexy wife. It is required that I make love to her several times a week. I enjoy it more than hitting a 3 team parlay, which may be the most enjoyable thing for you.

Now Im trying to get your ****ed up posts out of my head: erctions from threads dates to Arbys jacking off to Charles in charge so I can perform.


You may be single handedly ruining my skills...This happened to me once after the Marv Albert Scandal when I had to hear descriptions of him wearing womens clothes and biting prostitues...but I got over it thanks to my wife wearing langerie and some flicks.

Please help a brotha out. You make my laugh but now I got pressure on me. She comes home from her mothers house tonight and I got to be ready....
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Old 02-12-2006, 05:18 PM
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By the way, I know your real close to those two immigrants. Can t you leave the stories to them, late-night?

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Old 02-12-2006, 05:19 PM
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Nicole eggert was amazing and was my first it was crazy and really did not know what i was doing at first,,,,, yours first?

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Old 02-12-2006, 05:27 PM
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I solemnly swear to never share a masturbating story to other guys on the internet.

Phew, ok now I feel better...
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Old 02-12-2006, 05:34 PM
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jacking off to Charles in charge

Nicole Egert is wayyyyyyyy hot

She comes home from her mothers house tonight and I got to be ready....

She's actually leaving my house

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Old 02-12-2006, 05:40 PM
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Thank you, sir. There are many of us who appreciate this kind of commitment.
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Old 02-12-2006, 05:48 PM
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mm

Not real original
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Old 02-12-2006, 05:57 PM
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Old 02-12-2006, 06:28 PM
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Old 02-12-2006, 06:39 PM
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Whew...was starting to get upset

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Old 02-12-2006, 07:45 PM
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Old 02-13-2006, 04:41 AM
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Old 02-13-2006, 09:53 AM
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Old 02-14-2006, 06:54 PM
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Old 02-14-2006, 07:11 PM
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