BABE-OFF! Sweet 16 Review and Elite 8 Preview

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The Sweet Sixteen round provided a couple of minor upsets, as the top three seeds are into the Elite Eight while a couple of lower seeds sneak in to provide underdog/darkhorse potential!

Exotic Adrian Lima (2) completely dismantled blond babe, Karolina Kurkova (15), who was the lowest seed in the Sweet Sixteen. Lima goes on to take on svelte Alessandro Ambrosio (7), who similarly had an easy time with the vaunted Marissa Miller (10). It seemed that Miller could not get any substantive support from the CM voters in the preliminary or the elimination rounds.

In the battle of two busty heavyweights, #1 Seed Keeley Hazell, who had a bye into the Elite Eight, will go up against voluptuous Lucy Pinder (8). Pinder brought out the big guns and easily booted Arianny Celeste (9) in the round of sixteen. Dynamo Celeste was easily over matched, arguably seeded as high as she was due to a fortuitous prelim match-up with the fake-boobed and ultimately disqualified, Krystle Lina (16).

Another heavyweight, Denise Milani (5), battled it out with hottie Giselle Bundchen (12) and squeaked out a win (conceivably by a massive nipple) to move on to the next round. Bundchen had nice support in the early going, but Milani pulled ahead for good by the third day of voting, despite having some of the “worst quality pics” posted in what could be alleged conspiracy tampering by the tournament organizer.

Regardless, Milani will face Izabel Goulart (13), who fared poorly in the prelims, but came out hard and fast against favored number five seed, Josie Maran. Sweet Maran cruised in the seeding round, but just could not gain any traction against the flavorful Goulart in the elimination round in what could be considered a minor upset.

In the final matchup in the Elite Eight, boobly Kelly Brook (3) will take on tight-bod Joanna Krupa (14). Brook faced Laetitia Casta (14) in the first elimination round and rolled easily while the underdog Krupa pulled out a very close win over sexy pixie Miranda Kerr (6).

Here are the Elite 8 matchups again:

Keeley Hazell (1) vs Lucy Pinder (8)
Adriana Lima (2) vs Alessandra Ambrosio (7)
Kelly Brook (3) vs Joanna Krupa (11)
Denise Milani (5) vs Izabel Goulart (13)

Who will advance to the Final Four! Vote for your favorite babe now as voting ends late on April 13th.