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Old 12-06-2018, 11:22 AM
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Baby it's cold outside by Dean Martin Now Removed From Radio Stations ?

Since some have decided that “Baby it’s Cold Outside” should be banned and pulled from radio playlists for encouraging "date rape", we feel that these other holiday songs must also be removed as they are offensive as well.

1. I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus: subjecting minors to softcore porn; infidelity

2. The Christmas Song: Open fire? Pollution. Folks dressed up like Eskimos? Cultural appropriation

3. Holly Jolly Christmas: Kiss her once for me? Unwanted advances. Slavery of women

4. White Christmas? Racist

5. Santa Claus is Coming to Town: Sees you when you’re sleeping? Knows when you’re awake? Peeping Tom stalker; pedophilia

6. Most Wonderful Time of the Year: Everyone telling you be of good cheer? making light of mental illness; forced to hide depression

7. Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer: Bullying

8. It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas: gender-specific gifts: dolls for Janice and Jen and boots and pistols for Barney and Ben - (a twofer: guns and bigotry)

9. Santa Baby: objectifies women, blackmail

10. Frosty the Snowman: Sexist; why not a snow woman?

11. Do You Hear What I Hear: blatant disregard for the hearing impaired

12 Jingle Bell Rock: Giddy up jingle horse, pick up your feet: animal abuse

13 Mistletoe and Holly: Overeating, folks stealing a kiss or two? How did this song ever see the light of day?

14 Winter Wonderland: Parson Brown demanding they get married…forced marriage

15 Grandma Got Ran Over By A Reindeer: Come on the name says it all! Reckless driving, attempted murder, elder abuse, disrespect.
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Old 12-06-2018, 12:24 PM
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Old 12-06-2018, 12:41 PM
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That's worked for me on a "couple" of occasions. Does that make me a rapist?

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The back-and-forth continues for several more verses until the song ends abruptly on a harmonious refrain of “Baby, it’s cold — Baby, it’s cold outside.” (In some more recent recordings the line “Well… I really shouldn’t… alright” is tacked on after the refrain, but it’s apocryphal, not to be found in the original.)

Loesser said he wrote the song for himself and his wife Lynn to perform at dinner parties, never expecting it to become a hit. For a sense of how it was meant to be performed, there’s no better rendition than the one recorded by the Loessers themselves in 1949:


If the roles are reversed, is that rape as well?


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Old 12-06-2018, 04:28 PM
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Oh Come On Ye Faithful = willfully excludes the unfaithful.

Plus who uses the word Ye anymore ?
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Old 12-06-2018, 04:30 PM
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The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year = causes all the other times of the year to feel inadequate.
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Old 12-06-2018, 04:34 PM
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2011,,,, "50 shades of gray" ,,, no one is offended

2018,,,,, everything is offensive

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Old 12-06-2018, 04:34 PM
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Oh Cum On Ye Faithful = willfully excludes the unfaithful.

Plus who uses the word Ye anymore ?
fixed that for you.
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Old 12-06-2018, 05:08 PM
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Wow a ridiculous decision that trump probably played no part in. Its a miracle.
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Old 12-06-2018, 06:19 PM
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Old 12-06-2018, 11:45 PM
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Can I add to #14

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Old 12-07-2018, 08:22 AM
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Liberals proposed replacement for Baby it's Cold Outside

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Old 12-07-2018, 12:04 PM
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Hell, I wonder when meth heads will get offended by the song..."All I want for Christmas are my two front teeth"
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Old 12-07-2018, 01:28 PM
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But doesn’t 80% of all rap songs offend people including minority’s, women and anyone else that breathes, so?
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Old 12-07-2018, 06:20 PM
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Dean Martin’s daughter says she will continue to sing ‘Baby It’s Cold Outside’ after song was pulled from Ohio station | Fox News
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Old 12-08-2018, 10:52 AM
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The world we now live in is pathetic ... A little off subject but more proof of the bullshit going on ...


A Minnesota professor suggested in a series of tweets that the Virgin Mary did not consent to the conception of Jesus Christ and suggested that God may have acted in a “predatory" manner.

Minnesota State University, Mankato psychology professor and sex therapist Dr. Eric Sprankle critiqued the story of the Virgin Mary in a tweet Monday, suggesting that the Virgin Mary did not consent to being impregnated by God

They're trying to #MeToo God now

Let that sink in.
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Old 12-08-2018, 10:59 AM
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And, I had such a high opinion of the ol' guy before this came out. smh
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Old 12-08-2018, 11:15 AM
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I don't think English had been invented yet so there was no word for "no" or "I've got a headache".
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For me this is the rub (no pun intended). If you try to seduce or, imply that you want to have sex w/a women you're a rapist. However, Libs promote and deem a homosexual lifestyle to be good. What to fuck is wrong w/people these days?
Incidentally, this would make our beloved JFK/Camelot a serial rapist that would make Harvey Weinstein pale in comparison.
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A Minnesota professor suggested in a series of tweets that the Virgin Mary did not consent to the conception of Jesus Christ and suggested that God may have acted in a “predatory" manner.

Minnesota State University, Mankato psychology professor and sex therapist Dr. Eric Sprankle critiqued the story of the Virgin Mary in a tweet Monday, suggesting that the Virgin Mary did not consent to being impregnated by God

They're trying to #MeToo God now

Let that sink in.
He will just get a slap on the wrist or have to do community service.
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Old 12-08-2018, 12:18 PM
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The world we now live in is pathetic ... A little off subject but more proof of the bullshit going on ...


A Minnesota professor suggested in a series of tweets that the Virgin Mary did not consent to the conception of Jesus Christ and suggested that God may have acted in a “predatory" manner.

Minnesota State University, Mankato psychology professor and sex therapist Dr. Eric Sprankle critiqued the story of the Virgin Mary in a tweet Monday, suggesting that the Virgin Mary did not consent to being impregnated by God

They're trying to #MeToo God now

Let that sink in.
The God-sized condoms at the 7-eleven were all sold out.
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(I thought I was making above word up but my "modern-day word spell checker" says it is a correctly spelled word)

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