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Old 04-04-2007, 09:08 PM
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Baseball In Heaven

(wasn't sure whether to put it here, or in Main Street).


Two 90 year old men, Moe and Joe, have been friends all of their
lives.When it's clear that Joe is dying, Moe visits him every day. One day Moe says, "Joe, we both loved baseball all our lives, and we played minor league ball together for so many years. Please do me one favor, when you get to Heaven, somehow you must let me know if there's baseball there."

Joe looks up at Moe from his death bed, " Moe, you've been my best
friend for many years. If it's at all possible, I'll do this favor for you.
Shortly after that, Joe passes on.

At midnight a couple of nights later, Moe is awakened from a sound sleep
by a blinding flash of white light and a voice calling out to him,
"Moe--Moe."

"Who is it?" asks Moe sitting up suddenly. "Who is it?"

"Moe--it's me, Joe." "You're not Joe. Joe just died."

"I'm telling you, it's me, Joe", insists the voice.
"Joe ! ! Where are you ? ?"

"In heaven", replies Joe. "I have some really good news and a little bad
news"....

"Tell me the good news first," says Moe.

"The good news," Joe says," is that there's baseball in heaven. Better
yet, all of our old buddies who died before us are here, too. Better than
that, we're all young again. Better still, it's always spring time and it
never rains or snows. And best of all, we can play baseball all we want, and we never get tired."

"That's fantastic," says Moe. "It's beyond my wildest dreams! So what's
the bad news?"

"You're pitching Tuesday"
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Seth: Gimme that. Alright, you look like a future pedophile in this picture, number 1. Number 2: it doesn't even have a first name, it just says "McLovin"!
Evan: What? One name? ONE NAME!?!? Who are you? Seal?
Seth: Fogell, this ID says that you're 25 years old. Why wouldn't you just put 21, man?
Fogell: Seth, Seth, Seth. Listen up, ass-face: every day, hundreds of kids go into the liquor store with fake IDs, and every single one says they're 21. Pssh, how many 21 year olds do you think there are in this town? It's called f*cking strategy, alright?
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Old 04-05-2007, 06:34 AM
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gonna give myself a bump here cause I'm not sure anyone saw this, and I thought it was pretty funny.
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Seth: Gimme that. Alright, you look like a future pedophile in this picture, number 1. Number 2: it doesn't even have a first name, it just says "McLovin"!
Evan: What? One name? ONE NAME!?!? Who are you? Seal?
Seth: Fogell, this ID says that you're 25 years old. Why wouldn't you just put 21, man?
Fogell: Seth, Seth, Seth. Listen up, ass-face: every day, hundreds of kids go into the liquor store with fake IDs, and every single one says they're 21. Pssh, how many 21 year olds do you think there are in this town? It's called f*cking strategy, alright?
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Old 04-05-2007, 06:39 AM
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Got this email about two months ago. Yep not bad at all.
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Old 04-05-2007, 07:07 AM
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Got this email about two months ago. Yep not bad at all.
damn dave--it took that long to get across the globe (LOL).
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Seth: Gimme that. Alright, you look like a future pedophile in this picture, number 1. Number 2: it doesn't even have a first name, it just says "McLovin"!
Evan: What? One name? ONE NAME!?!? Who are you? Seal?
Seth: Fogell, this ID says that you're 25 years old. Why wouldn't you just put 21, man?
Fogell: Seth, Seth, Seth. Listen up, ass-face: every day, hundreds of kids go into the liquor store with fake IDs, and every single one says they're 21. Pssh, how many 21 year olds do you think there are in this town? It's called f*cking strategy, alright?
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Old 04-05-2007, 10:30 AM
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this is a good one

truth be told I heard this one 5 or 6 years ago.. lol.. funny though
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Old 04-05-2007, 08:07 PM
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you cant bump a joke. lol
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Old 04-05-2007, 08:34 PM
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you cant bump a joke. lol
I'll bump whatever the f*ck I want to bump.

To quote Howard Stern: "kish mere in tookus iran"
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Seth: Gimme that. Alright, you look like a future pedophile in this picture, number 1. Number 2: it doesn't even have a first name, it just says "McLovin"!
Evan: What? One name? ONE NAME!?!? Who are you? Seal?
Seth: Fogell, this ID says that you're 25 years old. Why wouldn't you just put 21, man?
Fogell: Seth, Seth, Seth. Listen up, ass-face: every day, hundreds of kids go into the liquor store with fake IDs, and every single one says they're 21. Pssh, how many 21 year olds do you think there are in this town? It's called f*cking strategy, alright?
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Old 05-08-2007, 03:18 AM
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What day was it?
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Old 05-08-2007, 03:19 AM
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