Basement Jokes Q/A

[Trossi3389]

Q.) Why does a penis have a hole in the end?
A.) So men can be open minded.

Q.) What's the speed limit of sex?
A.) 68 because at 69 you have to turn around.

Q.) What does a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?
A.) The longer you play with them, the harder they
get.

Q.) What's the difference between your paycheck and
your dick?
A.) You don't have to beg your wife to blow your
paycheck!

Q.) Three words to ruin a man's ego...
A.) "Is it in?"

Q.) What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the
Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A.) A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.

Q.) How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had
sex?
A.) One of his fingers is clean.

Q.) What do you do with 365 used rubbers?
A.) Melt them down make a tire, and call it a
Goodyear.

Q.) What doesn't belong in this list: Meat, Eggs,
Wife, and Blowjob?
A.) Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but
you can't beat a blowjob.

Q.) What do bungee jumping and hookers have in common?
A.) They both cost bucks and if the rubber breaks,
you're
screwed.

[Hoosiercatdaddy]

lmao, first is my favorite

[The Judge]

Originally Posted by Trossi3389

Q.) What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the
Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A.) A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.

April is not going to be happy about this, Trossi.

[Trossi3389]

LOL heres mine guy's

Q.) How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had
sex?
A.) One of his fingers is clean.

LMAO !!

[acidflea]

Good stuff Trossi...

[Da Fanatic]

A guy walks into an elevator and a young woman is already in there. He asks her "Can I smell your pussy"? She says "No" and he says "Oh then it must be your feet". Later

[Trossi3389]

Lmao !!