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Old 04-13-2007, 12:56 PM
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Beer Joke

She told me that our budget could not support my beer anymore.
And then I caught her spending $65.00 on makeup.

I asked why she could spend 65.00 on makeup but I could not have my beer.

She said it was to make her beautiful, I said thats what the beer was for.

I dont think shes coming back
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Old 04-13-2007, 12:59 PM
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lol that like some bumper sticker
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Old 04-14-2007, 12:25 AM
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lol ... for some reason i knew what you were going to say before the punchline ... good joke IMO
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