Best advice from your Dad

[Lukester]

Father's Day is coming. I lost mine about twelve years ago. As a reminder,

share the top words of wisdom you ever received.

Mine has got to be the following:

"If u really want to know someone...go drink with him."

[RanPicks]

Originally Posted by Lukester

"If u really want to know someone...go drink with him."

also - play golf with them... same lines...

[RanPicks]

Be nice to all those young girls (when I was in middle school), you're going to like them one day... Boy, was she right...

also, try to be friends with everyone... have people that I don't know buy me drinks - hook me up b/c I was nice to them in high school

[be47320]

coffee in the can, tea in the cup, poke her in the butt and you wont knock her up.

-be47320 senior


seriously though..probably "pride comes before fall"...bible verse my dad would always say when I tried to get too big for myself..main thing my Dad taught me though and thing I respect most about him is his work ethic, LONG shufts but never heard him bitch once.

[cman]

My dad taught me that "Lovin your leader" is not a badge in the boyscouts

wde

[PHILLYBIRDS20]

Dont eat the bubbles when u fart in the tub

always hit em in the nose first

[Yankee23]

Don't piss into the wind

[captaincapper]

Originally Posted by Yankee23

Don't piss into the wind

or on an electric fence

[cman]

Originally Posted by PHILLYBIRDS20

Dont eat the bubbles when u fart in the tub

always hit em in the nose first

wise man!!

wde

[dave nz]

Never have had a Dad.

[smet9772]

Well I wouldn't say it was advice but when I was 8 he told me

"I know more ways to kill a man then you know how to die"

[Windy City Irish]

Golf: Keep your head down
Baseball: Always want the ball hit to you
Girls: always treat them nice enough to keep them coming back, but always treat them bad enough to keep them guessing
Drinking: please dont drive
School: i was a teacher for 20 years, if you fail any subject I will kill you
Life: have fun, dont kill anyone, dont settle, and make sure you save enough to put me in a nice nursing home

[Dr. Jack]

Lost mine last year on Father's Day.

I would say mine is a simple one used all the time

Treat people how you would like to be treated

[uva3021]

relax your arms and seperate your knees on your backswing

[Wellahiya]

When i turned 15 my father gave me a condom and put it into my money pocket and said: 'when teh time comes you'll know what to do... and from today on you'll have always on in the pocket.'

an advice that i'll surely give to my son... but prolly a year or 2 earlier... safe is safe...

...not sure what to do if it'll be a daughter...