best comeback line ever

[jrobie79]

THE BEST COMEBACK LINE EVER!
Marine Corps General Reinwald was interviewed on the radio the other day
and you'll love his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning guns
and children.
Regardless of how you feel about gun laws you gotta love this!!!!

This is one of the best comeback lines of all time.

It is a portion of National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female
broadcaster and US Marine Corps General Reinwald who was
about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things
are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?
GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them climbing,
canoeing, archery, and shooting.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?
GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised
on the rifle range.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly
dangerous activity to be teaching children?
GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see how. We will be teaching
them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to become violent
killers.
GENERAL REINWALD: Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to be a
prostitute, but you're not one, are you?

[Back Country]

Originally Posted by jrobie79

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to become violent killers.
GENERAL REINWALD: Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to be a
prostitute, but you're not one, are you?

Thats awesome

Well stated General

[rjb1816]

the line is jerk store...

[Back Country]

-Something similar-

A college professor has just finished explaining the set up of the final exam and the rules that the students must abide by well taking it. She proceeds to ask the students if they have any questions.

A student by the name of Susie asks: “What if you become sick and miss the final.”

Professor: “There will be no make up exams for the final exam except for extreme circumstances such as being deathly ill or having a death in the family. Any other questions?”

A student by the name of Billy asks: “What about if you wake up in the morning and find yourself so exhausted from all the sex you had the night before that you are physically unable to take the final?”

Professor: Quickly replies, “Well in that case Billy I guess your just going to have to use your other hand.”

[Chris46139]

Originally Posted by rjb1816

the line is jerk store...

Oh yeah Reilly, well I had sex with your wife

[cman]

that comeback was great....

wde

[Kramer]

Do I come to your work and tell you how to sweep up aisle number 5?