Best ways to pass a piss test

[thekid777]

whats the best way to pass a piss test?

what stories have you heard of ways to do it?

Have you ever had to do it?

I heard you can get the clean piss and put it in a condom then while driving to the place keep the heat on and put the piss on the vent then when you get there tape it to your inner thighs and voila

possible?

[Hoosiercatdaddy]

dont do drugs. Works about 99% of the time

[jbsjlu]

Originally Posted by Hoosiercatdaddy

dont do drugs. Works about 99% of the time

[cook county capper]

the temp would not be high enough if you did that condom thing.
if its not in the normal range, red flag fail.
if you shut off your car and walk right in and they take you and you pour it in cup and they look at the temp strip AND you can do this in 180 seconds. maybe. lots of ANDS!

if you are hellbent on passing get the whizzanator. that fake weenie with the battery to keep the pee warm.

otherwise just do not do drugs
they have gotten VERY advanced on these.

my advice, if it is for court, don't f with them, stop immediately until it is over.

if it is for a job, dont do drugs until you get one.

if it is random on your job, DONT DO DRUGS either.

best of luck on what you decide!

[Mamba24]

How long before you have to take the test, do you know? You can just drink cranberry juice and flush your system. and i mean a lot of cranberry juice and a lot of pissing.

[justdonating]

Originally Posted by Hoosiercatdaddy

dont do drugs. Works about 99% of the time

the obvious answer..........never failed one after following this advice

[HoosierDaddy23]

for the cops or for a job?

for cops u better just clean up as much as u can plus take a detox drink

for a job, grab some fake piss off the itnernet with like a bag that sits on your gut above ur waistline or some sort of synthetic urine, or a a vial of ur friends urine that is clean and just tape it to your leg but u gotta get it right b4 u go in, idk

if its for nething but weed, just sober up for a few days and flush ur system, for weed go ahead and detox drink that shit, google a good safe brand

[Sweetleaf22]

I dont think they sell Go #1, the dudes that were making it got busted....

but here another model...............

http://www.realwhizzinatorxxx.com/im...m_87953276.gif


Hand warmer packages could be used to keep it warm on one side while body heat on the other side keeps temp right on....

[Bobtheicon]

How does the piss test work if you have a prescription?

[Sweetleaf22]

If you show them your presc, and test positive for that, no troubles

[Bobtheicon]

Let's say I have a marijuana prescription from one of the 14 states where it is legal but live and work in a backwards state. How does that work?

[rmaciasl]

dont eat aything just drink water for two days

[Victor]

Originally Posted by Bobtheicon

Let's say I have a marijuana prescription from one of the 14 states where it is legal but live and work in a backwards state. How does that work?

The way I understand it. It`s illegal because the state of Tennessee has no law allowing medical marijuana. Good question that I`m sure someone who really knows will be able to answer.

[sundance]

Out here in Arizona they have quick fix a synthetic urine cost about $20.00 it can be found at head shops.. I always keep one around the house ive used it my last 2 tests and passed. If they dont have it in your state you can order it off marijuana .com this site also has several other ways on how to beat a drug test including the swab test and the hardest one of all the hair test. Or you can have one of your clean buddies piss in a small container the morning of your test then tape it around your waist or put down in your balls it has to be body temp to work. Whatever you decide good luck but way to much stuff out there to fail a drug test these days companys are wasting there $$$$..

[Triballife]

Originally Posted by rmaciasl

dont eat aything just drink water for two days

water with lemon juice.