Bikini Jeans - WTF?

[The Judge]

Revealing the ULTRA low hip-hugging jeans that come with their own built in bikini bottoms

In the long and varied history of fashion faux pas, this may be the worst.

But these ultra low-rise, crotch-clutching jeans are virtually guaranteed to provoke a stampede from the usual shameless Z-listers best known for flashing their derrieres in public.

The £45 item is worryingly reminiscent of the late-lamented g-string hitched above trousers fad, beloved of the style-free worldwide.

Frock horror: The low-rise jeans complete with bikini bottom are only for the very svelte

Most frightening of all, the ensemble is only held up by an elasticated thong or ribbon.

It should come as no surprise that the clothing company behind the bikini jeans is based in Brazil, famed for its hordes of svelte, cellulite-free glamazons.

Unforgiving: The bikini bottoms are held up with ribbon ties at the sides

Designer Sandra Tanimura said she decided to introduce the designs as her customers wanted very low trousers - but had difficulty keeping them up.

She said: "We specialise in making low-rise trousers and our customers wanted them to get even lower.
"It was very difficult meeting these demands without the trousers falling down.

"I came up with the idea of using the bikini strings to let the trousers hang really low without falling.

"Our first two trouser designs were made of lycra but now we make bikini-jeans."

[RanPicks]

Cat's been wearing them for years...

[The Judge]

Originally Posted by RanPicks

Cat's been wearing them for years...

Makes sense and was probably the reason he no-showed last month when I was in Dallas.

[PHILLYBIRDS20]

guess that means the brothas and wiggers will start pulling there pants up to there belly buttons now

[ZoomVT]

Originally Posted by PHILLYBIRDS20

guess that means the brothas and wiggers will start pulling there pants up to there belly buttons now

not a bad tradeoff

[PHILLYBIRDS20]

Originally Posted by ZoomVT

not a bad tradeoff

u know that not all the broads that wear those jeans will look like this one. Many will look like someone poured a 150lbs of potato soup in those jeans

[RanPicks]

dude... thanks for the visual...

[ZoomVT]

lol PB always thinking of food...

[GFootsXtreme]

Originally Posted by PHILLYBIRDS20

u know that not all the broads that wear those jeans will look like this one. Many will look like someone poured a 150lbs of potato soup in those jeans

sounds like you've been to a cubs game lately