Blame Somebody

[Victor]

How the world works lately...

If a man cuts his finger off while
Slicing salami at work,
He blames the restaurant.

If you smoke three packs a day
For 40 years and die of lung cancer,
Your family blames the
Tobacco company.

If your neighbor crashes
Into a tree while driving home drunk,
He blames the bartender.

If your grandchildren are
Brats without manners,
You blame television.

If your friend is shot by a
Deranged madman,
You blame the gun manufacturer.

And if a crazed person breaks
Into the cockpit and
Tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet,
And the passengers
Kill him instead,
The mother of the crazed deceased
Blames the airline.

I must have lived too long to
Understand the world
As it is anymore.
So, if I die while my
Old wrinkled ass is parked In front of this computer,
I want all of you to
Blame Bill Gates.

[Keith]

reminds me of the song by The Eagles, Get Over It.

[Victor]

Originally Posted by Keith

reminds me of the song by The Eagles, Get Over It.

Actually the reason I posted this is because it`s funny and sad at the same time. By the way, nothing against lawyers and I do like that song by the Eagles, Get Over It!

[pwherr]

It has been that way for awhile.Blame someone else then you don't look stupid.

[Victor]

Originally Posted by pwherr

It has been that way for awhile.Blame someone else then you don't look stupid.

Absolutely 100% correct!