The Bloodhound Gang

[Gerk]

They may be the William Shakespeare's of our era

Just heard this song earlier today and the lyrics still make me laugh out loud. If you are looking for this hit, it's on their CD "Hooray for boobies"

Ha-Ha! Well now, we call this the act of mating
But there are several other very important differences
Between human beings and animals that you should know about

I'd appreciate your input

Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas drought
Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about
So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts
Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up
You've had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough you're out of bounds
I want you smothered want you covered like my Waffle House hashbrowns
Come quicker than FedEx never reach an apex just like Coca-Cola stock you are inclined
To make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time

Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now

Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt only God knows where we stuck it
Hieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific I wanna be down in your South Seas
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means "Small Craft Advisory"
So if I capsize on your thighs high tide, B-5 you sunk my battleship
Please turn me on I'm Mister Coffee with an automatic drip
So show me yours I'll show you mine "Tool Time" you'll Lovett just like Lyle
And then we'll do it doggy style so we can both watch "X-Files"

Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now

[rjb1816]

really old song...were you frozen or something?

[Gerk]

Originally Posted by rjb1816

really old song...were you frozen or something?

TY, I realize it's an old song, As I said I just heard it today for the first time in a while, so it made me think about it

Sometimes we like to reminisce in life, Hopefully that's ok with you, if not too f'n bad

[rjb1816]

Originally Posted by Gerk

TY, I realize it's an old song, As I said I just heard it today for the first time in a while, so it made me think about it

Sometimes we like to reminisce in life, Hopefully that's ok with you, if not too f'n bad

you added "first time in a while" after the fact...could be misleading

[Gerk]

Originally Posted by rjb1816

you added "first time in a while" after the fact...could be misleading

Don't want to be misleading, that would be horrible. I will work on that for the next time I post and hopefully that will meet with your approval and I can live a long and happy life

[rjb1816]

Originally Posted by Gerk

Don't want to be misleading, that would be horrible. I will work on that for the next time I post and hopefully that will meet with your approval and I can live a long and happy life

thanks gerk...i think you'll be much happier when you see the results

[dhunter]

I have the CD but haven't listened to it in years. May have to break it out now.

[Gerk]

Originally Posted by dhunter

I have the CD but haven't listened to it in years. May have to break it out now.

Had it on an old CD mix, Lyrics are outstanding

[dollarbills]

"you're pretty when i'm drunk"

"you ain't got no legs"

classic tunes

[Deck]

i like the song where they sing

"the drummer from def leopard only has one arm" over and over again.

makes me laugh everytime

[dollarbills]

Originally Posted by Deck

i like the song where they sing

"the drummer from def leopard only has one arm" over and over again.

makes me laugh everytime

that would be "why's everybody always pickin' on me"


funny tune

[guzzi]

bananza...