A Bottle Of Chardonnay

[Kramer]

Bottle Of Chardonnay :

A woman was sitting at a bar and a gentleman proceeded to get the waiter to bring over to her a bottle of Chardonnay

The woman asks the waiter for a pen and piece of paper :

The waiter brings back the man a note :
Sir while you’re attractive I cannot accept this bottle unless you live in a million
dollar home , have a marcedes in your garage and at least 8 inches in your pants.

The gentleman asks the waiter for a pen and paper and thinks for a moment and jots down an answer

Lady , I have a $ 2.5 million dollar home ,
Bugatti Veyron , Porsche Carrera , and a Mercedes SLR McLaren in my garage
but even for a woman as beautiful as you I wouldn’t cut off 2 inches ...