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Old 05-23-2006, 08:51 AM
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Brazilians Killed

Donald Rumsfeld briefed the President this morning. He told Bush that 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq. To everyone's amazement, all of the color ran from Bush's face, then he collapsed onto his desk, head in hands, visibly shaken, almost whimpering.

Finally, he composed himself and asked Rumsfeld, "Just exactly how many is a brazillion?"
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Old 05-23-2006, 09:09 AM
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I usually stay away from these types of topics but this was very, very funny. Good stuff Judge
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Old 05-23-2006, 09:20 AM
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Old 05-23-2006, 09:41 AM
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Old 05-23-2006, 10:43 AM
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Old 05-23-2006, 10:53 AM
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Seriously, How many is a brazillion?
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Old 05-23-2006, 01:40 PM
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The real irony is how this joke 1st gained national exposure. About 2 months, Rush Limbaugh gave this joke its 1st national airring. Funny thing is, the original version was told at the expense of Al "tree hugger" Gore.

Its only been the last 2-3 weeks were it switched parties and has become a jab at George W.

Poor libs, even have to resort to stealing conservative talks jokes...havent heard an original idea from a lib in a lonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng time.
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Old 05-23-2006, 02:43 PM
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The real irony is how this joke 1st gained national exposure. About 2 months, Rush Limbaugh gave this joke its 1st national airring. Funny thing is, the original version was told at the expense of Al "tree hugger" Gore.

Its only been the last 2-3 weeks were it switched parties and has become a jab at George W.

Poor libs, even have to resort to stealing conservative talks jokes...havent heard an original idea from a lib in a lonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng time.
Randle, it's a joke man. Does everything have to be turned into a partisian argument?
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