CappersMall sucks lately : PittViper Rap Song : 2008 Edition

[pittviper]

Hey, CappersMall has sucked lately with all the new people, shits not really funy anymore. (Though there are still alot of good guys). So I got really high tonight and wrote a new song for the mall.. it is obviously not finished, but consider this verse 1.. thankyou for reading; and it is time to ressurect cappersmall..

Peep this, its creepy how much I resemble jesus/
Story life revolves around me, I am the thesis/
High everyday as i stay smoking and toking only that jamaicain shit/
Smoking blunts and write songs, while getting head from a jamaican bitch/
Or some asian bitch/ whichever, they both **** better than any caucasion bitch/
Right now i've got this amazing bitch, she asks to give me head while im blazin spliffs/
N shes got these amazing lips, that taste so good when your making sex/ after taking EX/
Few pills got me high as shit/ thinking im in love with the manican, about to cry and shit/
And if your supplying piff, then ill be buying kid, cuz im all about trying different environments/
I'll **** you if your name is Jill, and if your name is Jack, ill send 9 shots at your back, and watch you fall down the hill/
see bicth ive got this tight skill/ That allows me to write ill/
see bitch, if you wanna fight still/ best believe that I might kill/
yee bitch, i spit diseases/ you bite more dogs than flees do snitch/
So sick, need a new laptop from puking all over the keyboard and shit/
doesn't matter, got money, cuz I chop more pounds then Jenny Craig did/
Everyday I cut up the grass like im doing lawnwork/
Roll joints, pack bongs and smoke till my lungs hurt/
If im feelin down, take hits from the spliff n get lifted/
then **** bitches n make music, mother ****er im gifted/
I know im no pro now, but ive got my own sound, kid from O Town/
Its my home now, love it true, but Hamilton's still my home town/
Yup Hammer-town, home of the cats & dogs, for the stupid, thats the tiger cats & bull dogs/
but we still got allota rats and frauds, runnin' to the cops like "I know who did it yall"/

[The Judge]

I've seen better work from you PV and considering your previous efforts, that ain't sayin a lot.

[Wellahiya]

next to this - 'chinese democracy' looks and sounds like a master piece of art to me.

[be47320]

**cough** homo**cough**

[pittviper]

Originally Posted by be47320

**cough** homo**cough**

lol you have another guy as your avatar.. ahaha

[be47320]

Originally Posted by pittviper

lol you have another guy as your avatar.. ahaha

my bad kanye

[be47320]

was just kidding pv, dont think your a homo, horrible rap song though....horrible.

[westcoastO]

how is this song for the mall?

lol pv -- print that out -- and when you're 40, read it. then i think you'll understand why some people will be giving you a hard time in this thread soon.

[iggs111]

Originally Posted by westcoastO

how is this song for the mall?

lol pv -- print that out -- and when you're 40, read it. then i think you'll understand why some people will be giving you a hard time in this thread soon.

that's what I was wondering...this had absolutely nothing to do with gambling or the mall, lol.....time to resurrect cappersmall?? what was that all about....

[Wellahiya]

Originally Posted by iggs111

that's what I was wondering...this had absolutely nothing to do with gambling or the mall, lol.....time to resurrect cappersmall?? what was that all about....

hockey section/picks and the motivational thread...

we can delete the rest... i wouldnt mind

[pittviper]

f the haters

[Wellahiya]

garbage collectors are all haters aswell then!

[Keith]

you stopped capping and posting so you could devote more time to.....smokin blunts and writing rap songs ????

[dave nz]

Originally Posted by pittviper

Hey, CappersMall has sucked lately with all the new people, shits not really funy anymore. (Though there are still alot of good guys). So I got really high tonight and wrote a new song for the mall.. it is obviously not finished, but consider this verse 1.. thankyou for reading; and it is time to ressurect cappersmall..

Peep this, its creepy how much I resemble jesus/
Story life revolves around me, I am the thesis/
High everyday as i stay smoking and toking only that jamaicain shit/
Smoking blunts and write songs, while getting head from a jamaican bitch/
Or some asian bitch/ whichever, they both **** better than any caucasion bitch/
Right now i've got this amazing bitch, she asks to give me head while im blazin spliffs/
N shes got these amazing lips, that taste so good when your making sex/ after taking EX/
Few pills got me high as shit/ thinking im in love with the manican, about to cry and shit/
And if your supplying piff, then ill be buying kid, cuz im all about trying different environments/
I'll **** you if your name is Jill, and if your name is Jack, ill send 9 shots at your back, and watch you fall down the hill/
see bicth ive got this tight skill/ That allows me to write ill/
see bitch, if you wanna fight still/ best believe that I might kill/
yee bitch, i spit diseases/ you bite more dogs than flees do snitch/
So sick, need a new laptop from puking all over the keyboard and shit/
doesn't matter, got money, cuz I chop more pounds then Jenny Craig did/
Everyday I cut up the grass like im doing lawnwork/
Roll joints, pack bongs and smoke till my lungs hurt/
If im feelin down, take hits from the spliff n get lifted/
then **** bitches n make music, mother ****er im gifted/
I know im no pro now, but ive got my own sound, kid from O Town/
Its my home now, love it true, but Hamilton's still my home town/
Yup Hammer-town, home of the cats & dogs, for the stupid, thats the tiger cats & bull dogs/
but we still got allota rats and frauds, runnin' to the cops like "I know who did it yall"/

I try to live by the motto if u havn't got anything nice to say about someone say nothing.....so no comment.

[snapdad]

Oh lawd