Cappersmall Top 10 Most Picked-on Posters

[jonnyblaze]

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MOST PICKED ON: Who gets the heat at CM? Some seem to ask for it, others just get it. But lets face it, out of over 10,000 members, there is a small core group who get picked-on over and over and over and over....

1. Skippy: Amazing this man. Sometimes I think he looks for it, sometimes I think he weird. Many have stated that they are not really positive he’s not female...Was voted most annoying over Rio, which was thought to be impossible... Who else opens themselves up for exposure like this dude? He bolds in pink for crying out loud.... Has won a few “Which Capper is most annoying” and “which capper would you like to see banned”- type threads. ...Often comes in uninvited to threads and posts some stuff from planet Neptune... Caps games and no one seems to care. ..Want to see some of the warring factions of CM unite? Have them talk about Skippy. .. “Someone said Skippy sports is not you niche, Skippy says fade” or whatever the hell his signature says, no one cares, they just make fun of him all day... Guaranteed to get someone busting on him in every thread he opens..... Remember his lists of “Top Do you’s” and shit like that? Half of the posts were making fun of him..... Often asked “What the f*ck are you doing here?” Or told “Shut the f*ck up.” No one seems to be scared of this guy, I think even Guzzi talked shit to him. ...I, for one, think he’s entertaining and hes a smart guy but he bets a dollar a game which basically eradicates any possibility of anyone reading his gambling threads...Lot of old school hate for this dude. He's like the Roger Clemens of getting picked on, just when you think its done, it comes back.

2. BBP: Hard to go #1 and #2 on two polls, but much like a team splitting the AP and UPI, this guy has done it.....Guy opens himself up for exposure by claiming to dunk on Michael Jordan, Vince Carter, Ed Cota and other Cappel Hill Legends.... Has an Al Bundy streak in him (once scored 4 touchdowns in high school game type shit) by claiming his high school team beat every great player in NC or Virginia’s team. ....True or not, BBP get called out more than a female visiting death row.... Betting? Every time this guy claims he’s had a big night, 11 posters tell him he’s a liar.... BBP could have been #1, but he’s more feisty than Skippy and has some good comebacks (told some posters they were immature and to go order 100 pizza’s to a neighbors house).... Often questioned about actually gambling his picks.... Gets asked to prove he has offshore accounts on a weekly basis.... No poster gets called “liar” more than than BBP.... For some in inexplicable reason, he told people in here he was a manager at Walgreens. Now the locals get on him about it once a week, easy.

3. Pittviper: Where did it all go wrong? Perhaps when he posted a my space picture of someone else in his avatar and said it was him. Perhaps it was the now-famous $100,000 hedge bet on the Yankees (with his parents $$). Or perhaps it was the ex-WNBA girl friend.... Either way, PV has gone from a respected poster to one of the most picked on....Has classic battles with certain crews in here.... Gets made fun of for his “Quests” on a weekly basis. ..Like BBP, often questioned about actually betting real money. ..Gets my respect cause he’s quick to fight back. ..No ones sure if he is 12 or 28, but the consensus is its somewhere in between. ...When he was missing for a month, people still picked on him, spreading rumors that “mom took away his computer.”... No one seems convinced he’s male. ...Without a doubt, called a liar most often next to BBP.

4. Jaypasco: Get made fun of more than a white guy at the Rucker and seems to love it... Questioned about his weight, sexual orientation, lifestyle, clothes, masturbating, love for Arby’s, his region, anything you could possible think of.... Has been accused of everything from being a smelly 300 pound loaf to giving Jeremy Stevens a hand jobs.... Opens himself for exposure by starting threads about having a chapped penis, taking dates to Arby’s and banging blind women (which led many to reply that he would have to get any)... Posters have often speculated he’s a virgin...His weight is talked about more than Oprah’s... Much like an abused spouse, baits posters to make fun of him then seems to love it when he gets it... Threads are a must read- not just for his post but because there its guaranteed that there will be at least 10 others making fun of him. ..The Judge alone gets on him about twice a week... They say there is no such thing as a lock but here’s one: someone will mention Jaypa’s weight, Arbys (or fast food) or make fun of this guys sex life on a semi-weekly basis.... Only reason the Seahawks get any discussion time is so people can tell him how much there gonna suck.... All fun and games with Jay but he's but strangely extrememly defensive about him football capping and poker skills.... Don’t play on line poker myself very often, but did read enough posts to realize you guys really hope he loses in those pokers games.... I think the guys funny but lets not mince words- 30% of tis forum hopes for this guy to fail, and I think its how Jay likes it.... I think I remember him being called a “fat fu*k.”.. Really should be number one except we know he begs for it.

5. Big Pimpin: Its usually all in good fun and not that there’s anything wrong with that, but BP has now admitted he’s a homosexual (after pretending to have a wife and be some kind of federal agent) which has opened him up to rampant abuse..... Seriously, when have you seen anyone post anything else in his threads but crap making fun of this cat?.... Yea, it may be because he’s looking for it by starting bullshit threads about his personal life, but this dude get piled-up on by posters (no pun intended).... Whenever there is a fool posting, some one is sure to ask “Is this you BP?"....”No one has talked actual sports or gambling to this guy in almost 9 months... A favorite target of Jack and the mods, BP gets banished to the basement like he was Cinderella coming home late from the ball... Has been banned several times, allegedly....Is there a more inappropriate nick-named poster?....Gets called a fag more than Richard Simmons walking through Compton. The thumbs in his signature now have new meaning, I guess.

6. Mr. Cash Money: CashMoney & Mr. Cash Money: Clark Kent and Superman were never seen at the same time. One’s a degenerate who starts fights when he loses, another went tout after flying under the radar for like 5000 posts......Both newbies to the “lets pick on this dude” group..... Here’s an idea: Cashmoney can start buying picks from Mr. Cash Money!.... Argued with Seanie Mac and Terps (sir, did you not know they were both on the 10 easiest posters to start an argument with) for a couple of classics last week.... Whenever you say you lost 10k in a week, you gonna have problems in here and he did.... Cash Money asked which poster is good to fade and got the obvious “you” responses in various forms.... Was Mr. Cash Money ever good enough that he could justify charging for picks?... Mr. Cash Money gets bonus points for getting called out not only at CM, but getting smashed several other sites as well.....Haters put him on front street across the web as a whole.

7. Seanie Mac: Most people like Mac, but the ones that don’t really seem to hate the fu*k out of this dude... At least two or three times people have started threads specifically dedicated to talking shit to him... Haters often group him with Terps or BP in combo, which is not good for anybody.... Another one who is often charged with not actually gambling.... Often accused of “acting black” on an internet forum where none of us can see each other.... Get daily comments about his PrimeTime avatar.... Threads hating on him start in good fun, and someone predictably comes in and attacks this guy personally.....When someone wants to make fun of Philly, Seanie gets the heat...

8. Dr. Jack: Wasn’t gonna put him on this list cause I’m sure this shit with BOS got his nuts in a vice, but the truth is the truth.....Gets the obligatory “make fun of the boss” humor..... Called out often for being a homer. Feels the wrath when posters get pissed at moderators.... Suspect capping skills have been questioned..... Caught a break cause the Heat won, but the Sharks were circling the water waiting to jump him if they lost. ....Talks Marlins baseball- to nobody..... Has been a little “snippy” lately which has caused some to back off. ....Tried to sneak ghost-posts under his alias “CappersMall” and got punked for two straight days about it- haven’t seem “CappersMall” since.

9. DaveNZ, Henry and other Australians/NZ’ers: Called out for living in the dark ages.... Posters seem to think that Australians just got electricity last year..... Cant really make a comment or start a thread without the usual “Hey, when did they start getting _____ down under?” comments..... Probably would be made fun of more but DaveNz is an old-school moderator..... Those Google Trends threads killed these guys- 3 Australian cities came up in every gay deviant sexual act you could type in. ...Classically called “Mate” by Jaypa.

10. Jimmy K: Another dual qualifier.... Again, the political rhetoric. ...The Cappers Mall left-wing’s punching bag. ...Has been accused of giving George Bush hand jobs, blow jobs and anal sex.... Another guy who gets no conversation about sports and gambling, but gets roughed up in the political forum.... For real, there are people I’ve never seen post before that come out the woodworks to f*ck with this guy.... Starts some threads posting picks and the haters come over there to keep talking sh*t about his politics.. Has Hulk Hogan as an avatar and inexplicably calls some picks “Leg Drops.”... Like Seanie, not that many pick on him, but the ones that do seems to hate the living sh*t out of him....Gotta be like 5-10 posters that log on specifically to argue with this cat.... No other poster sees the phrase “idiot” (used by or against) than Jimbo.


Honarable Mentions: Open for suggestions here. Some kind of combo of Shark23 (made fun of for his age and obsessions with both little league baseball and drunken Irishmen. Claims to be anti-public, yet somehow lists The Cowboys, Fighting Irish and Orioles and his 3 favorite teams). Trossi (Does the word “Bingo” ring a bell?) and HoosierCat (Get ripped for his love of WNBA. Has pin-ups of WNBA power forwards. Posts GOY’s on University Lousiana-Lafayette and Middle Tenn.State several times per year, baffling CM members). Also Known Female Posters(A minimum of like 15 guys wish you “good luck” every time you post yet none of them even care about your picks. That must be scary).

[The Judge]

Oh Lord . . . . . . .



This ought to get real interesting real quick. I'm going to lunch, hope the place is still here when I get back.

[setshot]

funny stuff, johnny, just what i needed after hanging out in the political mall for two days. thanks.

[Gobbler's Knob]

[Shark23]

Somehow you managed a top 10 list and LLWS reports all in the same day. Not an easy task, but completed successfully. Personally, think this should be a monthly installment at the Mall. Classic stuff.........

[jonnyblaze]

Originally Posted by Shark23

Somehow you managed a top 10 list and LLWS reports all in the same day. Not an easy task, but completed successfully. Personally, think this should be a monthly installment at the Mall. Classic stuff.........

Thinkin about it. Just need the masses to keep giving me material...

By the way, need the POD for the LLWS captian

[jaypasco]

maybe the highlight of skippers life

[Shark23]

Originally Posted by jonnyblaze

Just need the masses to keep giving me material...

Somehow, I don't think there will ever be a time when you're lacking in this department.........

[jonnyblaze]

Originally Posted by Shark23

Somehow, I don't think there will ever be a time when you're lacking in this department.........

Sharp post.

[Dr. Jack]

Originally Posted by jonnyblaze

Talks Marlins baseball- to nobody.

lol. I feel the same way at Marlins games

[goterps74]

Agree, with all of them except Dr. Jack.

[Gerk]

Very solid again Jonny.

Great list. Already looking forward to the next one

[jonnyblaze]

Originally Posted by goterps74

Agree, with all of them except Dr. Jack.

I dont know Terp, he gets a lot of shit in here.

[goterps74]

Originally Posted by jonnyblaze

I dont know Terp, he gets a lot of shit in here.

yeah but in a different way... the creator of anything usually gets the blame for anything wrong...

[goterps74]

Originally Posted by jonnyblaze

I dont know Terp, he gets a lot of shit in here.

actually instead of Dr. Jack, I would have definitely put FTW, cause of his serious homerism.