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03-28-2006, 11:53 AM
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Cat Is At It Again !!
CT Residents Terrorized by Crazy Cat
Fairfield, CT (1010 WINS) -- Residents of the neighborhood of Sunset Circle say they have been terrorized by a crazy cat named Lewis. Lewis for his part has been uniquely cited, personally issued a restraining order by the town's animal control officer. ``He looks like Felix the Cat and has six toes on each foot, each with a long claw,'' Janet Kettman, a neighbor said Monday. ``They are formidable weapons.'' The neighbors said those weapons, along with catlike stealth, have allowed Lewis to attack at least a half dozen people and ambush the Avon lady as she was getting out of her car. Some of those who were bitten and scratched ended up seeking treatment at area hospitals. Animal Control Officer Rachel Solveira placed a restraining order on him. It was the first time such an action was taken against a cat in Fairfield. In effect, Lewis is under house arrest, forbidden to leave his home. Solveira also arrested the cat's owner, Ruth Cisero, charging her with failing to comply with the restraining order and reckless endangerment.
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03-28-2006, 11:54 AM
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IMO this should raise Keiths rating
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03-28-2006, 11:55 AM
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03-28-2006, 11:58 AM
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just put it down imo.
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03-28-2006, 12:10 PM
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Seth: Gimme that. Alright, you look like a future pedophile in this picture, number 1. Number 2: it doesn't even have a first name, it just says "McLovin"! Evan: What? One name? ONE NAME!?!? Who are you? Seal? Seth: Fogell, this ID says that you're 25 years old. Why wouldn't you just put 21, man? Fogell: Seth, Seth, Seth. Listen up, ass-face: every day, hundreds of kids go into the liquor store with fake IDs, and every single one says they're 21. Pssh, how many 21 year olds do you think there are in this town? It's called f*cking strategy, alright?
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03-28-2006, 12:17 PM
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03-28-2006, 12:28 PM
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it will put keiths rating down imo cause jaypa hates cats..lol..j/k
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03-28-2006, 12:45 PM
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Keeth, I would say my lawyer will be touch. However since you are my lawyer, i have to try and find a suit small enough to fit Trossi ugggg. We're coming for you
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#9
03-28-2006, 12:48 PM
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you are on house arrest cat. Only Trossi will be coming for him.
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Oops... I almost forgot. I won't be able to make it fellas. Veronica and I trying this new fad called uh, jogging. I believe it's jogging or yogging. it might be a soft j. I'm not sure but apparently you just run for an extended period of time. It's supposed to be wild. NFL 21-10-2 +17.60 units NFL Playoffs 2-2 -.70 units Posted Bowls 1-1 -.20 units NCAA Baskets 1-0 +1 unit
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03-28-2006, 01:23 PM
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Seth: Gimme that. Alright, you look like a future pedophile in this picture, number 1. Number 2: it doesn't even have a first name, it just says "McLovin"! Evan: What? One name? ONE NAME!?!? Who are you? Seal? Seth: Fogell, this ID says that you're 25 years old. Why wouldn't you just put 21, man? Fogell: Seth, Seth, Seth. Listen up, ass-face: every day, hundreds of kids go into the liquor store with fake IDs, and every single one says they're 21. Pssh, how many 21 year olds do you think there are in this town? It's called f*cking strategy, alright?
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03-28-2006, 01:30 PM
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lots of talk about pussies in the mall lately
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