Catholic Gasoline

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> Sister Mary, who worked for a home health agency,
> was out making her rounds visiting homebound
> patients when she ran out of gas. As luck would
> have
> i t, a gas station was just a block away.
>
> She walked to the station to borrow a gas can and
> buy some gas. The attendant told her that the only
> gas can he owned had been loaned out, but she could
> wait until it was returned.
>
> Since the nun was on the way to see a patient, she
> decided not to wait and walked back to her car. She
>
looked for something in her car that she could fill
> with gas and spotted the bedpan she was taking to
> the patient.
>
> Always resourceful, she carried the bedpan to the
> station, filled it with gas, and carried the full
> bedpan back to her car.
>
> As she was pouring the gas into her tank, two men
> watched from across the street. One of the them
> turned to the other and said, "If it starts, I'm
> turning Catholic.