charlie sheen quotes thread, as good as kenny powers

[be47320]

this is all from the last few days, there will be more to come as he is going on every single show, best ones so far imo

1)CS--"People can't keep up with me. I do 7 gram rocks. That's how I roll."
Reporter--"What about a girl who said she might have OD'd?"
CS--"What's that got to do with me?"



2)where he asked if he's bipolar.

"No, I'm Bi-Winning, I win here and I win there."


3)"I'm tired of pretending like I'm not special," Sheen told NBC. "I'm tired of pretending like I'm not bitching a total freaking rock star from Mars. And people can't figure me out. They can't process me. I don't expect them to. You can't process me with a normal brain."
He later said he has "tiger blood and Adonis DNA."





4)"People are mystified by this odyssey that refuses to quit, that calls itself "Charlie Sheen."




5)"I am on a drug. It's called 'Charlie Sheen'. It's not available 'cause if you try it once you will die. And your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body."





6)Alex Jones: You sound like Thomas Jefferson

Sheen: He was a pussy!




7)“I got magic and I’ve got poetry in my fingertips, you know, most of the time, and this includes naps. I’m an F-18, bro.”

[PHILLYBIRDS20]

Winning. Hope stern gets him on

[Ron Mexico]

Love Charlie.

Would fit in nicely at the mall.

[FalconFreak]

Hate to say it but when he crashes gonna be a lot of happy people,

[FalconFreak]

Originally Posted by Ron Mexico

Love Charlie.

Would fit in nicely at the mall.

would be a breath of fresh air.

[Ron Mexico]

Originally Posted by FalconFreak

Hate to say it but when he crashes gonna be a lot of happy people,

Unlike

Fuk.... Let the guy party

[be47320]

Originally Posted by FalconFreak

Hate to say it but when he crashes gonna be a lot of happy people,

ll of those "happy" people may be briefly happy because they are stuck in their miserable lives and are jealous

[be47320]

charlie sheen on piers morgan (cnn)right now, fyi

more quotes to come

[FalconFreak]

Originally Posted by be47320

ll of those "happy" people may be briefly happy because they are stuck in their miserable lives and are jealous

that means i like it. i just saved you a notification check

[nolesfan08]

guy has completely lost it...

[seano1]

Originally Posted by be47320

charlie sheen on piers morgan (cnn)right now, fyi

more quotes to come

oh man he's sounds rough, and he's getin junky face, poooooooooooooorrrrrrr
charlie

[Romanowski]

lmao watching on cnn, guy is totally manic, probably hasnt slept in days

[Romanowski]

On why he should be feared:
"There's a new sheriff in town. And he has an army of assassins."

Wait, what?
"Guys, it's right there in the thing, duh! We work for the Pope, we murder people. We're Vatican assassins. How complicated can it be? What they're not ready for is guys like you and I and Nails and all the other gnarly gnarlingtons in my life, that we are high priests, Vatican assassin warlocks. Boom. Print that, people. See where that goes."

No, seriously: What?
"If you love with violence and you hate with violence, there's nothing that can be questioned. People say, 'Oh, you'd better work through your resentments.' Yeah, no. I'm gonna hang on to them, and they're gonna fuel my attack. And they're going to fuel the battle cry of my deadly and dangerous and secret and silent soldiers. Because they're all around you. Sorry, you thought you were just messing with one dude. Winning."

[rjb1816]

love how he busts out the drug test paper lol...probably been strung out since that piss

[be47320]

Originally Posted by rjb1816

love how he busts out the drug test paper lol...probably been strung out since that piss

said he took it saturday morning lol
saturday night was no doubt fing awesome