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Old 01-08-2011, 11:14 PM
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Angry Chinese people speak in 3 word sentences...
atleast where I live, most chinese ppl that run convenience stores and whatever else usually only speak in 3 word sentences in English...

EX:

YOU GO NOW!
WE NO HAVE!
ME DON'T KNOW!
YOU DON'T WANT?


(HEAVEN FORBID, YOU ASK THEM A QUESTION, I WAS LOOKING FOR A PACK OF TACO SEASONING MIX (OLD EL PASO) AND THE GUY THOUGHT I WANTED ALUMINUM FOIL! HE HAD NO IDEA WHAT TACO SEASONING MIX WAS ALTHOUGH HE HAD THE WHOLE KIT IN A BOX)
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Old 01-08-2011, 11:53 PM
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you make funny
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Old 01-09-2011, 12:04 AM
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I forgot one...

I CALL PO-LICE!
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Old 01-09-2011, 03:31 AM
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Your are in Canada, China people are there, and they are great for Canada, never make fun on them.
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Old 01-09-2011, 09:04 AM
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Your are in Canada, China people are there, and they are great for Canada, never make fun on them.
totally agree
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Old 01-09-2011, 09:12 AM
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Me so horny?
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Old 01-09-2011, 09:21 AM
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You leave now.

At least I hear that one when I go to the buffets
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Old 01-09-2011, 09:46 AM
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You leave now.

At least I hear that one when I go to the buffets
how many plates do you have while there...6-7???
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Old 01-09-2011, 09:48 AM
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Me so horny?
those are Vietname chix that say that, not Chinese.
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Old 01-09-2011, 09:49 AM
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Lol lukster. That was a joke I heard from a comedian awhile ago. Can't remember who it was but that joke stuck in my head.

I avg 3 plates usually.
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Old 01-09-2011, 09:57 AM
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love you longtime?
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Old 01-09-2011, 10:34 AM
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be bout 10min
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Old 01-09-2011, 10:36 AM
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daaaaaaaang...

datz 3 wordz rite...
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Old 01-09-2011, 10:54 AM
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U want fukysucky?
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Old 01-09-2011, 11:40 AM
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