11-06-2006, 03:17 PM
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Master of all Nonsense
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Join Date: Sep 2005
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Chinese Sick Day
Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, I no come work today, I sick, headache, stomach ache, legs hurt, I no come work."
The boss says, "You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that."
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "I do what you say, I feel great. I be work soon.....you got nice house."
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