Choosing a Wife

Keith · #1 05-04-2007, 10:52 AM

Choosing a wife

A man wanted to get married. He had some trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gave each woman a present of $5,000 and watched to see what they would do with the money.

The first woman did a total make-over. She went to a fancy beauty salon, got her hair done, got new make-up and bought several new outfits. She then dressed up very nicely for the man. She told him that she had done this to be more attractive to him because she loved him so much.

The man was impressed.

The second woman went shopping to buy the man gifts. She got him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presented these gifts, she told him that she had spent all the money on him because she loved him so much

Again, the man is impressed.

The third invested the money in the stock market. She earned several times the $5,000 that she had been given. She gave him back his $5,000 and reinvested the remainder in a joint account. She told him that she wanted to save for their future because she loved him so much.

Obviously, the man was impressed.

The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her.

Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs.

Men are like that, you know.