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Old 03-10-2006, 06:26 PM
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Chuck Norris

Turned 66 today.

Damn i didn't know my man was that old.

Gotta love chuck !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 03-10-2006, 06:30 PM
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Old 03-10-2006, 06:32 PM
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Turned 66 today.

Damn i didn't know my man was that old.

Gotta love chuck !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He must be a real terror in the nursing home.
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Old 03-10-2006, 06:32 PM
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Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

Happy Birthday, Chuckster!

Chuck Norris in action!
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Old 03-10-2006, 07:20 PM
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Chuck is the one who knocked over the Berlin Wall.....by looking at it
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Ten Facts
1. Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
2. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
3. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
4. The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
5. There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.
6. Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
7. The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
8. Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
9. Chuck Norris is my Homeboy.
10. Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING
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Old 03-10-2006, 07:37 PM
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Old 03-10-2006, 07:38 PM
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Old 03-10-2006, 08:15 PM
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Old 03-10-2006, 08:21 PM
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He must be a real terror in the nursing home.
Be careful Skippy lest you get a roundhouse kick upside your head. Chuck Norris don't play, son.
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Old 03-11-2006, 02:29 PM
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Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

Happy Birthday, Chuckster!

Chuck Norris in action!
i didn't hear that one yet, but it is by far and away the funniest of all time
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