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Old 09-02-2017, 09:23 AM
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Commercials You Are Sick Of Hearing

I`ll start....

You can save over $600 by switching to Geico.

I want to squish that phucking Geico!

And I like Geicos in real life cause they eat crickets and other bugs.
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Old 09-02-2017, 10:26 PM
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Old 09-02-2017, 10:34 PM
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One of those 5 second ads before YouTube videos for Android pay..featuring a screaming baby...by the time I turn down the volume all the way the damage to my eardrums is already done.

Oh and the fucking Zyppah guy
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Old 09-03-2017, 12:43 AM
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Howse a guy supposed to move onnnnnn. Fuck off already!!
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Old 09-03-2017, 02:19 AM
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every ad during Jeopardy!! They play the same ones IN the same order every freaking night. Acorn chair lift, Oral B, Cadillac, Marineland, some kind of maxi pad, Trivago. Repeat.
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Old 09-03-2017, 09:58 AM
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every ad during Jeopardy!! They play the same ones IN the same order every freaking night. Acorn chair lift, Oral B, Cadillac, Marineland, some kind of maxi pad, Trivago. Repeat.
that is why you record the show and ffwd through the crap
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Old 09-03-2017, 10:24 AM
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There's this tv ad for a snoring chin strap. As a devise it is not regulated by FDA. If a person has sleep apnea, they should not use just this. I would be dead without my CPAP machine. My desaturation oxygen levels got down to 65% in my sleep test.

Then it costs $129 but $5 at Amazon.



Many patients suffering from obstructive sleep apnea (OSA) have intermittent oxygen desaturation associated with periods of apnea or hypopnea. Oxygen saturation levels below 90% are considered harmful. Usually, treatment is directed at correcting the apnea, which will in turn prevent hypoxemia.
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Old 09-03-2017, 01:35 PM
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too many to list that bug the hell out of me.
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Old 09-03-2017, 02:41 PM
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The animal welfare commercial with Sarah McLachlan music in the back ground. I love animals and that commercial bums me out beyond belief. One shouldn't feel more compassion for animals versus humans yet that commercial does it for me. I have to change channels when it comes on. (sigh)
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Old 09-03-2017, 03:01 PM
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The animal welfare commercial with Sarah McLachlan music in the back ground. I love animals and that commercial bums me out beyond belief. One shouldn't feel more compassion for animals versus humans yet that commercial does it for me. I have to change channels when it comes on. (sigh)
Yeah that one is a bummer DD!!I remember hearing she cant even sit through it LOL
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Old 09-04-2017, 09:14 AM
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The car commercial where the dude is singing "Sweet Caroline"...enough already!
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Old 09-04-2017, 09:34 AM
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Have to agree on Flo from Progressive

Any commercial with her makes me sick

Not that Progressive needs my business but those commercials are a guaranteed way to ensure I never ever get a Progressive policy for anything
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Old 09-04-2017, 09:35 AM
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I would concur with Mikkii but I don't think he has electricity to watch tv
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Old 09-04-2017, 10:24 AM
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Any of the Nationwide commercials with the dudes singing. Brad Paisley or the guy standing behind the piano.
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Old 09-05-2017, 09:45 AM
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Old 09-05-2017, 09:58 AM
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I just shampooed him this morning.

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Old 09-06-2017, 12:07 PM
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Samuel L Jackson, TRYING, to sing "Lets Stay Together"!!
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Old 09-06-2017, 12:36 PM
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"Tomorrow, tomorrow...i love you tomorrow." Saddest part: they can't carry a tune in a bucket. Ugh.
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Old 09-06-2017, 10:23 PM
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The one beer commercial with seth rogan and shamoo. I wanted to kick seth in the pussy for being in that commercial.
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Old 09-07-2017, 11:54 AM
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The couple waiting for his Cialis to kick in who for some reason are in separate bathtubs next to each other
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Old 09-09-2017, 08:24 AM
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Old 09-15-2017, 06:30 PM
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True, we live in a divided nation, but c'mon, can't we get a concensus that the worst has to be 1-877-karsf4kids??!!

I want to adopt them.

Then hire Adrian Peterson as my babysitter and leave town for a few days.

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Old 09-16-2017, 09:36 PM
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Samuel L Jackson singing Al Green, just go away already.
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Old 09-18-2017, 09:52 AM
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Saw this one yesterday sorry but I almost threw up a little and I'm not kidding

If you ever need a "cooler" just watch this commercial
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Old 09-18-2017, 05:21 PM
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most commercials are PC these days.. so most of them ! Do you notice how they have to pair the black dude with a white women in most commercials these days and even extras in tv shows..pathetic !
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