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Old 09-05-2010, 03:20 AM
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Complete The Sentence....

You have to keep it going for the next person.

Here we go!

I went for a morning jog, when I saw....
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Old 09-05-2010, 05:02 AM
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the boogie man jump out of the trees and took me to the train snitch station.
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Old 09-05-2010, 05:09 AM
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Where he tied me to the track and left me for soon to be dead.
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Old 09-05-2010, 05:11 AM
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Then a Gay Hobo walked by and knelt down beside be with his hand on his belt.
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Old 09-05-2010, 05:18 AM
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And gently caressed my brow as I was sweating profusely due to the oncoming doom.
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Old 09-05-2010, 05:58 AM
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just then I looked up and and was very scared.
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Old 09-05-2010, 06:17 AM
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The sports ticker showed the Tulsa score and I couldnt remember if I bought the hook.
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Old 09-05-2010, 07:00 AM
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a woman walking her dog and didnt have a pooper scouper
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Old 09-05-2010, 07:02 AM
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Which I immediately dismissed as it was irrelevent to my tricky situation.
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Old 09-05-2010, 09:19 AM
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I then took the hobo's manhood into my mouth and began to hum the theme from M*A*S*H.
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Old 09-05-2010, 10:17 AM
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Old 09-05-2010, 10:38 AM
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Old 09-05-2010, 10:41 AM
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thats because he licks ur balls
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Old 09-05-2010, 11:07 AM
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While watching NFL football on TV....
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