Cop Joke

[Ron Mexico]

A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out
of
the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph,
enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left.

"Amazing!" he thought as he flew down I-75, pushing the pedal to the
metal
even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw the highway patrol
behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring. "I can get away
from
him - no problem!" thought the elderly speedster as he floored it to
100mph, then 110, then 120mph. Suddenly, he thought, "What on earth am
I
doing? I'm too old for this nonsense!", pulled over to the side of the
road and waited for the Trooper to catch up with him.

Pulling in behind him, the Trooper walked up to the driver's side of
the
Corvette, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30
minutes.
Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason why you were speeding that
I've never heard before, I'll let you go."

The man, looking very seriously at the Trooper, said, "Years ago, my
wife
ran off with a Florida State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her
back."

"Have a good day, Sir," said the Trooper

[jrobie79]

touche

[WildKat]

You told a funny!