Cost Effectiveness

[Keith]

I did the math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce.

After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million.
Assuming he banged her every night during their 5 year relationship
(and being married men, we all know THAT doesn't happen), it ends up costing him $26,849 per lay, not counting attorney's fees and court costs.


On the other hand, Elliot Spitzer's call girl Kristen charges $4,000 an
hour. Crazy, right? But...had Paul McCartney employed Kristen for 5 years, he would've paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every night for 5 years (a savings of $41+million). Value-added benefits are: a 22 year old hot babe, no begging, no coaxing, never a headache, wide open menu, ability to put BOTH legs around you, no bitching and complaining or "to do" lists.


Best of all, she leaves when you're done, and comes back the next day,
ready for another round. All at 1/7th the cost, with no legal fees.
Is it just me, or is Kristen a WAY better deal?

[be47320]

ridiculous that prostitution is illegal


spitzers bitch much hotter and comes with 2 legs also

[westcoastO]

lol George Carlin...

"It's legal to sell things, it's legal to f**k... why isn't selling f**king legal?"

[Wellahiya]

is it illegal to screw her and give her $4k for the cab-ride home?

[revnecro1273]

Originally Posted by Keith

I did the math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce.

After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million.
Assuming he banged her every night during their 5 year relationship
(and being married men, we all know THAT doesn't happen), it ends up costing him $26,849 per lay, not counting attorney's fees and court costs.


On the other hand, Elliot Spitzer's call girl Kristen charges $4,000 an
hour. Crazy, right? But...had Paul McCartney employed Kristen for 5 years, he would've paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every night for 5 years (a savings of $41+million). Value-added benefits are: a 22 year old hot babe, no begging, no coaxing, never a headache, wide open menu, ability to put BOTH legs around you, no bitching and complaining or "to do" lists.


Best of all, she leaves when you're done, and comes back the next day,
ready for another round. All at 1/7th the cost, with no legal fees.
Is it just me, or is Kristen a WAY better deal?

dude did get a kid out of the deal

[revnecro1273]

Originally Posted by eekchac

is it illegal to screw her and give her $4k for the cab-ride home?

if you look at dating it can be seen as prostitution as well...most guys go on a date with the possible expectations of sex...so on that date it usually common practice for the guy to pay for the dinner, movie, drinks, whatever it is that they would do on a date...and then maybe they get sex...but rest assured if the guy didn't pay, no sex is almost a certainty...so in the end after all of the paying for the things on the date, the guy is paying for sex...which then the woman is a hooker indirectly

[The Judge]

When it comes to women, renting is always preferable to buying and as Charlie Sheen has said, "You don't pay them for sex, you pay them to leave."

[pwherr]

I figured out how much every piece of ass off the wife cost.When I told her she got pissed.Hookers are cheaper and never say no.

[Wellahiya]

Originally Posted by The Judge

When it comes to women, renting is always preferable to buying and as Charlie Sheen has said, "You don't pay them for sex, you pay them to leave."

he is my hero... as Carlos Estevez or Charlie Sheen, ... i give a shit