a couple more

[sappapy]

A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he
> reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was.
>
> Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of
> nature through such innocent eyes.
>
> Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her to
> see what work of God had captured her attention. He noticed she was looking
> at two spiders mating.
>
> "Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.
>
> "They're mating," her father replied.
>
> "What do you call the spider on top?" she asked.
>
> "That's a Daddy Longlegs," her father answered.
>
> "So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked.
>
> As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question he
> replied "No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs."
>
> The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then took
> her foot and stomped them flat.
>
> "Well, we're not having any of that gay s#!t in our garden" she said...





"Before Marriage"....

He: Yes ! At last ! It was So hard to wait !
She: Do you want me to leave ?
He: Never ! Don't even think about it !
She: Do you love me ?
He: Of course ! Over and over !!!
She: Have you ever cheated on me ?
He: Never ! Why are you even asking ?
She: Will you kiss me ?
He: Do you even to need ask ! ? Every chance i get !
She: Will you hit me ?
He: Are you crazy ? ! I'm not that kind of person !
She: Can i trust you ?
He: Yes !
She: Darling !

" After Marriage ".. READ From BOTTOM To TOP !!!

[Lukester]

I've heard the first one years ago. It's a teeny-bopper joke.

I like the second one. Very unique.