Craigslist "Missed Connections"

[TTB]

If you need some comic relief in your life this is the place to go lmao.....I have used craigslist for tools, welding service, lawn mower service, etc. and didn't even realize this existed until" seeing this today.......

Some examples are as follows........

"Walmart"
"Today I was with my kids and I was looking at polish sausage and hotdogs. You were looking for the same. You were alone, inshape, with very short hair. Kind of out of the ordinary for me to do this but thought if you were interested or if you even see this you would email me what I said to you."


"Golds Gym MFM"
"We made eye contact in the locker room, you walked to the showers and dropped you towel on the way at the shower stall you turned and made eye contact and pulled your package, I came back cause I left something in my locker, what was it?"


"Smartass cashier at Home Deopt MFW"
"You said its probably not smart to be a smartass as a cashier. Just want you to know, you were very pretty. Would love to chat. Tell me what I bought or what I look like."


Mallers go onto your local version and post some good ones in here for a good laugh!

[Tiny tim]

Lmao

What color was the rubber of your sneakers!! Read this shit!



Please report suspected exploitation of minors to the appropriate authorities
Starbucks Carson st. Tall guy in hoody? - m4m - 24 (Pittsburgh south side)


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Was hanging out at Starbucks today with some friends. You caught my attention around 4pm when you came in:

Very tall.
Brown hair.
Hoody.
Cap.
Cute as hell.

I think you caught me checking you out a few times.

If you didn't mind me looking and would like to get together, email me.

Do you remember what I looked like? What color were the rubber of your sneakers?

Put color in description.

[Tiny tim]

Funny stuff... Can't believe people do this stuff!

Wearing two condoms - double wrapping - double bagging - DOES NOT MAKE SEX SAFER!!! In FACT wearing more than one condom INCREASES the risk of breakage and tearing. It is almost impossible to get HIV and many other STDs using ONE CONDOM. GET EDUCATED and stop putting people at a greater risk.

[TTB]

nice lol

[mrhotpicks2]

wtf ......