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Old 01-02-2007, 09:46 AM
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Curious: How Did you Find the Mall?
Our Canadian Proliners have an entertaining thread running here that I thought could find some more legs here in Main Street. So how did you find the mall?

Curious: How Did you Find the Mall?
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I am a longtime collector of bottle caps and spent one day brainstorming over domain names for a website to display my highly-esteemed and award winning collection. I finally came to the determination that "Cappersmall" would be the perfect name for my site to draw other like minded collectors. I was saddened when I found out some hotshot f@*k calling himself a doctor had beaten me out. I was even more pissed when I found out his Cappersmall had nothing to do with bottle caps at all!

Long story short, I perused the site, got addicted to sports gambling and am trying to recover from over $100,000 of debt I incurred my first year from this wretched hobby. I hope you all rot in hell for taking away the innocence I once had as a humble bottle cap collector, and look forward to making back my money in order to purchase the site from Jack to shut it down and later peddle hardcore pornography from it!
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Old 01-02-2007, 09:49 AM
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I am a longtime collector of bottle caps and spent one day brainstorming over domain names for a website to display my highly-esteemed and award winning collection. I finally came to the determination that "Cappersmall" would be the perfect name for my site to draw other like minded collectors. I was saddened when I found out some hotshot f@*k calling himself a doctor had beaten me out. I was even more pissed when I found out his Cappersmall had nothing to do with bottle caps at all!

Long story short, I perused the site, got addicted to sports gambling and am trying to recover from over $100,000 of debt I incurred my first year from this wretched hobby. I hope you all rot in hell for taking away the innocence I once had as a humble bottle cap collector, and look forward to making back my money in order to purchase the site from Jack to shut it down and later peddle hardcore pornography from it!
LOL. Man, I felt like Sally Struthers ought to be narrating this sad sad story.
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Seth: Fogell, this ID says that you're 25 years old. Why wouldn't you just put 21, man?
Fogell: Seth, Seth, Seth. Listen up, ass-face: every day, hundreds of kids go into the liquor store with fake IDs, and every single one says they're 21. Pssh, how many 21 year olds do you think there are in this town? It's called f*cking strategy, alright?
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Old 01-02-2007, 09:54 AM
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Keith I have waited almost 3 years to get that off my chest! It feels good to start the new year off right with that burden lifted, LOL!
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I was drunk and looking for gay porn, tried typing *****balls and got cappersmall instead.
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Old 01-02-2007, 11:35 AM
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I was drunk and looking for gay porn, tried typing *****balls and got cappersmall instead.
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Seth: Gimme that. Alright, you look like a future pedophile in this picture, number 1. Number 2: it doesn't even have a first name, it just says "McLovin"!
Evan: What? One name? ONE NAME!?!? Who are you? Seal?
Seth: Fogell, this ID says that you're 25 years old. Why wouldn't you just put 21, man?
Fogell: Seth, Seth, Seth. Listen up, ass-face: every day, hundreds of kids go into the liquor store with fake IDs, and every single one says they're 21. Pssh, how many 21 year olds do you think there are in this town? It's called f*cking strategy, alright?
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Old 01-02-2007, 01:51 PM
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Old 01-02-2007, 02:52 PM
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there was a link to cappers access on a handicappers website. clicked on it and surfed around. came across this forum and joined in the fun
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