Daddy's Girl

[Blind Squirrel]

As I was packing for my business trip, my 3-year old
daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the
bed.
At one point, she said, "Daddy look at this," and
stuck out two of her fingers.

Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck
her tiny fingers in my mouth and said, "Daddy"s gonna eat your
fingers!" pretending to eat them before I rushed out of the room again.

When I returned, my daughter was standing on the bed
staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face.
I said, "What's wrong, honey?"

She replied, "What happened to my booger?"