David Letterman's Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers

[HAMILROCK]

# 10 - Have to sit upright while driving.

# 9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat.

# 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music.

# 7 - Pit crew can't work on car while holding up pants at the same time.

# 6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale Earnhardt Jr.

# 5 - Police cars on track interfere with race.

# 4 - No passenger seat for the Ho.

# 3 - No Cadillacs approved for competition.

# 2 - When they crash their cars, they bail out & run.


AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN NASCAR...




# 1 - They Can't wear their helmets sideways.

[WildKat]

lmfao

[PHILLYBIRDS20]

also goes for white trash

[snapdad]

lmao, did he really say that on air?

[Big Pimpin]

uncalled for...reported post

[JohnnyMapleLeaf]

Originally Posted by snapdad

lmao, did he really say that on air?

lol, No

[hblocal]

lmao,,,awesome !!!!!!!!!!!!

[be47320]

enjoy

[FalconFreak]

LMAO

I had a young man come to fill out an application last week, his pants were down to his knees, I asked him how long he had been looking for a job and he said he had been everywhere. I told him to come back tomorrow with a pair of pants that fit. I hired him on the spot. Been a good kid so far but wears the same pants (the ones that fit) everyday. Next project I am going to rip the Fkn label off that hat.

[mikkii10]

Originally Posted by HAMILROCK

# 10 - Have to sit upright while driving.

# 9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat.

# 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music.

# 7 - Pit crew can't work on car while holding up pants at the same time.

# 6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale Earnhardt Jr.

# 5 - Police cars on track interfere with race.

# 4 - No passenger seat for the Ho.

# 3 - No Cadillacs approved for competition.

# 2 - When they crash their cars, they bail out & run.


AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN NASCAR...




# 1 - They Can't wear their helmets sideways.

and it so true

[mikkii10]

Originally Posted by PHILLYBIRDS20

also goes for white trash

it is true philly

[Fishhead]

Hilarious

[LordCC]

That is a pretty funny top 10 list and even some friends of mine who are of that race found it quite entertaining.

[Midnight Rider]

Best top ten ever

[patswin]

Hahaha that was good!