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09-21-2007, 06:45 PM
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Dear Penthouse...
I'm through half a bottle of tequila, so I'm not sure if this really even happened, but....
Okay, its Friday early night, I'm out in the driveway drinkin' tequila and sprite and smokin cigars when the across-the-street neighbor comes home. This family had just moved in across the street like a month ago and they go on vacation all last week. Okay, so, anyway, this fukker comes home and I'm standin there, drinkin, listening to Jethro Tull for some reason and like 3 girls in schoolgirl outfits get out of the car. Holy fukkin sh!t... hottttt....mymymy; but then I'm thinking, damn these girls might be like 16 or something, so f*ck that Chris Hansen sh!t, I turn to go back in the house when one of the girls waves at me and mouths "Hi" while smiling. And this is not just a wave, mind you. Its the finger wiggle wave with the shy little school girl smile. I don't even know if this is like the girl that lives across the street or if they were just fukkin with me as a group, but the girl that waved starts talking on her cell phone just kind of looking at me briefly then talking on the phone - smiling the whole time. So, I go in my house and stay there. F*ck it, that's enough material to satisfy me for the rest of the year. 
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09-21-2007, 06:48 PM
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09-21-2007, 06:49 PM
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Wait...
And while sh'es talking on the phone she's scratching her leg and sort of lifting her skirt while pretending to get an itch on her upper thigh... I'm not kidding, true story here.
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#4
09-21-2007, 06:49 PM
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u on that patron bob?
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#5
09-21-2007, 06:50 PM
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wow...sounds like she wants it bad...got that itch
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09-21-2007, 06:51 PM
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09-21-2007, 06:53 PM
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  Stay in the house, hide and watch 
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#8
09-21-2007, 06:57 PM
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IMO that patron wasn't all i thought it would be.. buddy of mines 21st bday a few weeks ago and he got a bottle of patron from a friend, i took a few shots of it... gotta say not too impressed with the taste for a 95$ bottle i was expecting like a candy taste..
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#9
09-21-2007, 06:59 PM
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95 a bottle!? you're gettin ripped dude. its only about 50 a bottle out here...and i drink that shit like its candy
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#10
09-21-2007, 07:08 PM
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The Anejo is around $95 a bottle
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09-21-2007, 07:36 PM
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Jose Cuervo reserve de la familia
 Running was the smart play Bob
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09-21-2007, 07:55 PM
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09-21-2007, 07:59 PM
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tequila is not gonna taste like candy lol but it does go down smooth if its good
if you spend more your getting REAL tequila and not 90% cheap vodka with 10% tequila flavoring. You also will notice the difference in the morning.
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#14
09-21-2007, 08:01 PM
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sounds like trouble bob....
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09-21-2007, 10:24 PM
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she got clap
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