diet program

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New Diet Program
>
> A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10-lb
> weight loss program.
>
> The next day, there's a knock on the door, and there
> stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19-year-old babe dressed in
> nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.
>
> She introduces herself as a representative of the weight
> loss Company.
>
> The sign reads, 'If you can catch me, you can have me.'
>
> Without a second thought, he takes off after her.
>
> A few miles later huffing and puffing, he finally gives
> up.
>
> The same girl shows up for the next four days and the
> same thing happens.
>
> On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to
> find he has lost 10 lbs as promised.
>
> He calls the company and orders their 5-day, 20-pound
> program.
>
> The next day there's a knock at the door and there
> stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his
> life.
>
> She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a
> sign around her neck that reads, 'If you catch me, you can have me'.
>
> Well, he's out the door after her like a shot.
>
> This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best,
> but no such luck.
>
> So for the next four days, the same routine happens with
> himself, he discovers that he has lost another 20 lbs as promised.
>
> He decides to go for broke and calls the company to
> order the 7-day, 50-pound program.
> him gradually getting in better and better shape.
>
>
> 'Are you sure?' asks the representative on the phone.
> 'This is our most rigorous program.'
>
> 'Absolutely,' he replies, 'I haven't felt this good in
> years.'
>
> The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he
> opens it, he finds a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing
> but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, 'If I
> catch you, your ass is mine.'
>
> He lost 63 pounds that week.