Do you know me??

[Ron Mexico]

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blonde woman who waves at him and says hello.

He's rather taken aback, because he can't place from where he knows her.

So he says, "Do you know me?"

To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I laid on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery and then stuck a carrot up my butt??"

She looks into his eyes and calmly says, "No, I'm your son's math teacher."

[jaypasco]

getting better

[dhunter]

Originally Posted by jaypasco

getting better

must of liked the part about the carrot

[Ron Mexico]

Originally Posted by jaypasco

getting better

TY GL