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Old 08-27-2010, 07:54 PM
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Do you know why Hitler didn't drink Tequila?

'Cause it made him mean.





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Old 08-27-2010, 07:57 PM
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Old 08-27-2010, 08:32 PM
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I don't get it.
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Old 08-27-2010, 08:38 PM
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where is the basement when you need it maybe?
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Old 08-27-2010, 08:44 PM
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Old 08-27-2010, 08:46 PM
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Quality joke.

Will be stealing it and claiming it as my own.

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Old 08-27-2010, 09:13 PM
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Quality joke.

Will be stealing it and claiming it as my own.

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F*ck, I laughed my ass off when I heard it.
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Old 08-27-2010, 09:40 PM
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Old 08-27-2010, 09:52 PM
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would have thought that tequila wasn't really exported out of mexico back then
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Old 08-27-2010, 09:54 PM
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it's a joke, rev
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Old 08-27-2010, 10:07 PM
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it's a joke, rev
yeah dude...i know...my comment was pretty much a joke too in response even though it had some factuality
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Old 08-27-2010, 10:08 PM
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I might move to Mexico.
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Old 08-27-2010, 10:12 PM
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yeah dude...i know...my comment was pretty much a joke too in response even though it had some factuality
See, that's where you gotta throw in a smilie or something. I know Lance Armstrong says not to, but it leaves your levity disguised as a humorless statement.

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Hitler was a vegetarian and did not drink or smoke.
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Old 08-27-2010, 10:16 PM
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Hitler was a vegetarian and did not drink or smoke.
Now, see, I heard he did crystal meth daily and injected raw red meat straight into his eyeballs.
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