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Old 02-02-2011, 02:38 PM
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I have 2 black labs and the oldest one is now 13. I just came home to eat lunch and my dog followed me thru the door. She went in and layed in her bed while I started to fix my lunch. I walked into the room to eat my lunch only to smell one of the worst dog farts maybe ever. I can forget eating this lunch. I've known some guys that can lay down a fog but nothing is like a dog fart. Near sick to my stomach now. Horrible may have to repaint the room. MY GOD that was bad!
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Old 02-02-2011, 02:39 PM
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lol lol lol
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Old 02-02-2011, 02:51 PM
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Old 02-02-2011, 03:13 PM
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I have two boston terriers and those two fart about every 30 seconds. I like the loud ones that make them turn their heads, smell it and then go about their business.
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Old 02-02-2011, 03:15 PM
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parents have a bulldog - its farts could gag a maggot
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Old 02-02-2011, 04:21 PM
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Old 02-02-2011, 04:21 PM
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with you.. have labs as well... ****ers are pungent... eat nothing but natural dog food..

those ****ers fart, turn around like wtf just happened... and then get up and leave after they figure out it might kill them...
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Old 02-02-2011, 05:05 PM
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I have a cocker spaniel & he seems to go a long time between farts. Heck, it may be a month or more since he let one go. But when he does, he even scares himself lol, he will go running, look around as he can smell something, but doesn't know what it is.
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Old 02-02-2011, 06:02 PM
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with you.. have labs as well... ****ers are pungent... eat nothing but natural dog food..

those ****ers fart, turn around like wtf just happened... and then get up and leave after they figure out it might kill them...
LMAO, Yes good food goes in and the smell of death comes out.
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Old 02-02-2011, 06:54 PM
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I have a black lab that is rotten also. Got a big gulp of one the other day, dry heaved for a good minute but didn't puke.
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I have 2 Miniature Pinschers. I bought some apple wrapped in chicken treats last week. Was sitting in my chair watchin tv and I though one of them shit on me. I seriously gagged. They had gas for two days after that. I threw away bag a treats.
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Old 02-02-2011, 07:47 PM
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I have 2 Miniature Pinschers. I bought some apple wrapped in chicken treats last week. Was sitting in my chair watchin tv and I though one of them shit on me. I seriously gagged. They had gas for two days after that. I threw away bag a treats.
lol, my dog ate a whole bag of cat shit my wife left out back instead of just putting it in the garbage can. I didn't tell her and the dog came in and was licking her face and giving her kisses, bahahahahaha, that'll learn her.
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lol, my dog ate a whole bag of cat shit my wife left out back instead of just putting it in the garbage can. I didn't tell her and the dog came in and was licking her face and giving her kisses, bahahahahaha, that'll learn her.
LMAO!! One of the dogs puked then ate it the other day. The ex came over to pick up my daughter and she picked up the dog and it was licking her face. I had to leave the room and laugh my ass off.
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Old 02-02-2011, 07:56 PM
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LMAO!! One of the dogs puked then ate it the other day. The ex came over to pick up my daughter and she picked up the dog and it was licking her face. I had to leave the room and laugh my ass off.
Classic, I love my dog but they are dumb animals when it comes to some of the things they enjoy eating
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lol, my dog ate a whole bag of cat shit my wife left out back instead of just putting it in the garbage can. I didn't tell her and the dog came in and was licking her face and giving her kisses, bahahahahaha, that'll learn her.
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